Miley Swallow

I’m finally coming to the conclusion that I am a brown hair Latina, not a black hair Latina

Descendants is Disney’s Minions

Okay that was fun time to be a redhead again

SNOOKIIIIIIII @mileyswallow.bsky.social

The nose is gone too it was serious lol

real bitches win. 4-0

If I look a little messy tonight it’s a character choice

I get to cosplay as Italian tonight FUCK!!!

Me trying to read that poster

But… I’m home girl….

Oh yes, the text from Amazon with 20 other people included is surely legitimate

God DAMN it it’s gorgeous outside

Spring has sprung

I bring the whole dance team on that little hydrate stage

I wanna drag swap with Galilea

Ra’jah spent $600 on her all stars package (positive) and Mariah spend $600 on her VsTW package (negative)

Did anybody else used to think that drinking apple cider vinegar would solve all of their problems?

Ew your name is Jake? Grow up

FUCK April Queen lineup is SICKENING

Drags night out: cicis pizza

I’m hosting QUEEN THIS SUNDAY!!!
THEME IS JERSEY SHORE VIBES

Every time I get a little freaky the universe punishes me it’s starting to feel personal

Prom night dumpster baby

Grapefruit is making a comeback in the bars and I’m thrilled

Always get magnets for your earrings. Clip ons don’t do shit.

Damn 3 years is a big difference

Lentil

Detox!

Recession indicator: onlyfans accounts suddenly switching to PPV

I’m gonna tear up this lentil stew I have waiting for me at home