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My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

11.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2458 ๐Ÿ” 869 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

video game with human-like characters, realistic graphics, detailed environments: ho hum

video game with ugly chibis: locked tf in

13.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

banned for doing laundry for the yakuza

12.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh... bye!

12.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i forgot this eccc story too: went to a panel where you had to guess whether a fanfic was smut or angst based only on the title. one ao3 username had 1995 in it, and this guy behind me says in the most serious, devastated voice possible, "oh my GOD, and they're THIRTY."

12.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they really did some crazy stuff in the powys space 1999 books. just came in guns blazing like "yeah the show was fucked up and sad a lot and you know what we're going to do? fully lean into that."

11.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gimme the remote dawg, i'm not missing helena with her legs out

11.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we'll always have victor's sideburns (and paris?)

10.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love them, your honor ๐Ÿฅบ

10.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was crazy; i was nervous but then this guy showed up and i felt a lot better LOL. i may not know ALL this guy's work because not all of it was translated and a lot of it isn't widely available even in japan, but at least i know the basics!!

10.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also blew my mind when this guy came up with tons of stuff to have him sign like the supreme shirts and the guy didn't know the characters or what they were from or anything. dude i can't imagine admitting out loud to the creator that you don't know a main character from his most famous work fhjsdhf

10.03.2026 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a toshio maeda story i neglected to tell was him explaining that the con put his real name on his sign, something like toshio kawai. so he said, "it's like kawaii. kawaii tentacles, what the fuck!"

10.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the mustache conversation calls for marty with a mustache jumpscare

09.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
watercolor piece of Dr. Russell from Space: 1999. confident and kind of ethereal.

watercolor piece of Dr. Russell from Space: 1999. confident and kind of ethereal.

i commissioned miss ma'am at the function and she's gorgeous ;_; this was done by sasha yoss, who doesn't appear to be on here but whose art mesmerized me

09.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
life-sized inflatable Eggdog suit at Emerald City Comic Con

life-sized inflatable Eggdog suit at Emerald City Comic Con

EGGDOG REAL

09.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kyle maclachlan's line was so long (4 hours if you did it the pleb way like i did) that they had to force him not to talk with every single person. when i finally got up there, he was like a sad dog; you could feel the yapping dying by force in his throat.

08.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

over at the theater down the street, they're currently playing the notebook: the musical, and after laughing about it for 2 days, my friend and i ran into two ladies in the parking garage who were on their way to see it. we were so stoked for them and i hope they had an amazing time

07.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, lather me up and call me lever 2000, it can't be time for this one already

07.03.2026 06:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dreams really do come true (taking a photo with toshio maeda)

07.03.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

convention artist alleys make me wish just a little that i could be into a popular current property for once, well fed with fanart aplenty, instead of dying of thirst in the realm of old niche properties

06.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluffy white cat with his eyes mostly closed, paws tucked in, sitting on a white cushion with black stripes.

Fluffy white cat with his eyes mostly closed, paws tucked in, sitting on a white cushion with black stripes.

i have witnessed the man, the myth: douglas bubbletrousers

06.03.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was more like your gamesharked nidoking got freaking bodied by tauros and rapidash

05.03.2026 06:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and look at me saying miles instead of kilometers lmaooo

05.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

which is still a ton of miles ๐Ÿ˜†

05.03.2026 05:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people eventually discovered that the speed stat was tied to the success of one hit ko moves. the higher the stat, the more it would hit. so the whole team was like, the fastest pokemon in the game with fissure and horn drill. diabolical and still makes me laugh.

05.03.2026 05:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i revisited it as an adult about a decade ago and ohhhh that shit is so miserable when you hit the round 2 battles. i remember in the first one, there was a fight toward the end of prime cup that took advantage of the gen 1 speed glitch with ohko moves. how could they do that to children lmao

05.03.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was thinking recently about how i'm still chasing the high that was gold and silver with pokemon stadium 2. nothing has filled the gaping void that combo left behind.

05.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Someone's wifi network named "Troy and Abed in the Modem"

Someone's wifi network named "Troy and Abed in the Modem"

04.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sailor venus ran a sword through a woman

04.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's a toyota of course ๐Ÿ˜† absolutely immortal cars

04.03.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0