Better

what’s the science behind mixing different alcohols and it makes you drunker

when I tell you that when I get back on twitch I’m immediately doing a crowdfund for one of these

Both terrible in very different ways

There was a kid in our ‘rival’ school when I was a teen called Harry Potter which is unfortunate now isn’t it

Michael B Jordan and Michael Jordan. Chris Evans and Chris Evans. The Randy Jacksons. The Jane Seymours. The Vanessa Williamses.

‘I’m very pleased we’ve got the same name’: Brian Cox meets Brian Cox The actor Brian Cox used to be irked by the success of his upstart namesake. Now, for the first time, he and Prof Brian Cox talk science, Succession and what Shakespeare and black holes have in common

I’m still adamant the Guardian should have continued this series of interviews with name twins

I want Rebecca Ferguson from X Factor interviewing Rebecca Ferguson from Dune. The two Michelle Williams. Anne Hathaway interviewing Shakespeare’s wife via ouija board

www.theguardian.com/culture/2022...

Ok apparently these have been discontinued for several years?? Why was there no public outcry

do they still make Juicy Fruit gum? I’m craving some but don’t think I’ve seen it in like a decade

Yes I am including that song where Cupcakke says “He likes to bust a nut and keep fucking me still/
The pussy popping like a balloon at a gender reveal”

Liquid Dreams

Liquid Dreams is surely the most perverse song of all time and yet, I love it

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everyone should carry an apple in their bag at all times to either enjoy as a healthy snack or to throw at potential predators

I think about Courgettes Lady all the time

Unfortunately!

Slide whistle is so accurate

oh this is all so accurate. And then make a point of it in front of the guests like “who doesn’t have a corkscrew??”

True

Trying to decide what each of the U.K. political party leaders would bring as a gift to your housewarming

Zack would bring a nice houseplant

Davey would bring a random bottle of liqueur he found on holiday

Starmer would bring a plain, unpatterned doormat

I wasn’t sure about Pokopia at first

and now it is simply the only thing on my mind, morning til night. I must fix this planet-sized blocky world. I must align every brick and every river and build every habitat and make everyone happy. I am so stressed but also so relaxed

YES and I can’t find half the fuckin block recipes to fix my beautiful bridges!!

Asking for nil points

Just some excellent headlines in the last week

from what I gather straight people LOVE our Eurovision entry which honestly tells me everything I need to know

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That’s ok, I’m not sure how I feel about it either really. I just want something honest that people actually voted for

Idk feels a bit right-wing to force people to vote (which sort of presumes a problem with the voters rather than the system itself) but it would certainly be more representative (if politics actually got taught in schools and if it was illegal to lie during political campaigns)

Yes I mean one of my only vaguely right-wing views is that voting should be mandatory (so long as there’s an option to write “none of these parties are good imo”) but I feel pretty good about the Greens, but then, if they ever put a foot wrong I’d hold them accountable

Whenever I post things like this there’s always someone like 😡😡😡 how dare you, I like it, it’s really good!!!‘

good! Go and enjoy it! That has nothing to do with me! Happy for you!

Rip-offs have never done well at Eurovision and never will. It needs to be something fresh, a *new* way to win Eurovision that *other* countries would want to imitate years after

I know it’s the U.K. finally doing their take on Rim Tim Tagi Dim or Cha Cha Cha but like, those songs had some real verve. Both were really sexy and cool and had attitude whereas ours feels like drunk men shouting in a pub