Josalyn

Two post ffs observations.
• It’s hard to wash your hair when you can’t feel your scalp.
• With a softer brow bone, way more shower stuff gets in my eyes.

I think there’s two things that are hitting me very hard today.
1. Despite the swelling, for the first time in a decade and a half or more, I like the face I see in the mirror.
2. The substantial salary cut I essentially took to live as myself…

I need a good splitting headache joke

I’m so full of fried rice, cranberry juice and existential dread.

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

My to my wife indignantly “ in this house we preheat the oven. Where did you learn this!?”

Sorry Mr. Fraud, can’t chat right now

I love getting tourism ads for places that won’t let me piss in peace

Giving this a bump and attaching a mockup. I’m getting ready to finalize the order for this and the preorder comes with some neat perks!

Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom We have seen this song and dance before.

There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.

www.etsy.com/listing/4449... it’s time for this year’s nonsense

What is it about bad weather that makes people so passionate about French toast?

River fauna ⭐️🐟

In a lovely bit of gender affirming serendipity, one of the nurses for my surgery did try to give me a pregnancy test.

Shower pop tart. Is this anything?

Crashing out but make it festive ✨

When everyone else is playing checkers I’m playing solitaire because there was an odd number of people at the checkers meetup.

I bet she doesn’t even know the Moh’s hardness of corundum

I have the conversational skills of a kumquat

Forget periods synching up, you know she’s your bestie when your tummy troubles synch up.

I have too much of a breeding kink for someone who probably can’t get pregnant.

Skipping a progesterone dose messes with me more than it has any right to

LinkedIn Wrapped be like:

You applied to 8963 jobs this year!

You heard back from 2! That puts you in the top 0.6% of applicants!

Getting drunk and watching a musical that you discovered while you were crashing out in college may not be the best decision.

Illustration of Venus of Willendorf as a trans man

The Iconoclasm

One day I’ll be funny and then they’ll all be sorry

Me to my wife “Don’t be stressed out. Think of the boobies.”

Being trans sucks sometimes but at least people regularly send you pictures of their boobs.

Update she’s like those sneakers tho. And I need to show you the new Outback.

Biweekly doesn’t mean twice a week or every other week it means it’s attracted to all weeks regardless of months.