Showed my nephew the old upside-down eyes on the chin classic earlier and it was like I invented comedy (thanks Red Dwarf!). Just got a video of him doing it between giggles.
Showed my nephew the old upside-down eyes on the chin classic earlier and it was like I invented comedy (thanks Red Dwarf!). Just got a video of him doing it between giggles.
I've just joined Blue Sky and good God how do I escape the American politics please God how
Why does this echidna look like heβs about to drop the hottest jazz piano album OF THE YEAR
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
We should collect all the extraneous esses used at the end of Tesco in Britain and send them to the USA to be used at the end of math.
Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. Itβs always βwhatβs that noise?β and βwhoβs that stranger?β which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
If it wasn't bad enough that Toby Carvery gravy resembles some kind of ancient evil ooze from the depths of a mysterious pit, they couldn't just put a fucking fence around a spectacular old tree if they were so worried about customer safety.
If it wasn't bad enough that Toby Carvery gravy resembles some kind of ancient ooze from the depths of a mysterious pit, they couldn't just put a fucking fence around a spectacular old tree.
i miss the early internet. people were like βyou gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.β and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
Ladies remember to keep your 'female empowerment rockets' clean to avoid infection. Katy Perry I'm looking at you.
running around the Female Empowerment Rocket like a scene from Alien except you're being chased by Katy Perry singing What A Wonderful World.
Somewhere out there, Mark Hamill just excitedly watched his follower count tick over from 1,241,292 to 1,241,293. You are welcome.
Kicking things off with a piano version of the original #RedDwarf theme, the best, in my opinion.
youtu.be/Nyd6Yd8AVhs?...
I finally left the awful Musk app and missed shouting in to the void, so here I am.