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Smelling like pine, bean juice in my hair, and trying to find my place in Blood Meridian

That time of year when I think it’s a good idea to put herbs in my drink and spit out lil leaves

Where is my peasant revolution tractor supply hand tool aisle?

it doesn’t get better than budapest secessionist architecture in pittsburgh

nothing compares to the brickwork at st nicholas in homestead

More celebrating brick arches

Slow at work, mite jus be making a pipe on the 4th axis, but I look busy!

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes

Can’t be any more embarrassing than the time I saw traxman and “someone” knocked into the pa, a quick hush and then he put on “that’s what the speakers are for” lolol

Seriously underrated bush

pepperoni rolls,
and the lightning strikes!
Another roll goes coold,
On a sleepless night
Cheap storm rolls on, out of control
Deep in his heart,
Pepperoni rolls

The term "Luddite" as a pejorative synonym for "technophobe" was a technocrat PR coup; that's not what Luddites were about. They were a labour movement fighting to give workers control over technologies which were advancing w/o oversight and rapidly automating them out of their jobs. Sound familiar?

When u realize your flashlight has been on in ur pocket for the last 3 hours

When you realize that the qt plant u let grow has the most annoying sticker ball break into a million p.. fuck they found my socks!

Who knew pants were so complicated?

Editing the screenshot of the meme so the group chat don’t find my meme sources

Entered my bring a birthday cake and candles to the restaurant era

Finally realized my dreams of having a blowtorch and a rly big sponge.

Read the broken jar of a1 steak sauce this morning like I’m a Haruspex, and..things are looking up from here!

Jus when I thought this day couldn’t get any better. I found a cashmere at the thrift store:)

O shiitt Dianne fienstien finally pronounced dead after being dead for months

Opening day of stew season.

Peak Pittsburgh is the team winning and everybody still grumpy about it

Uh oh idk if I have it in me to decorate another user profile