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@virgoneyez

Before marriage you should first make them use a computer with a slow internet just to see who they really are!

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Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..

04.09.2025 20:26 👍 2 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ *
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| 田田 |門| • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.

Amen !

04.09.2025 20:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?"

Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂

04.09.2025 20:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea-saw
🤣🤣🤣

04.09.2025 20:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Who can smell this picture ?

03.09.2025 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Right !

03.09.2025 16:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷

02.09.2025 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?

Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !

🤣🤣🤣🤣

29.08.2025 20:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣

26.08.2025 16:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona!

Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂

26.08.2025 16:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵

24.08.2025 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳

23.08.2025 19:16 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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23.08.2025 01:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?

22.08.2025 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 3
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Dru Hill: We were…

Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps

21.08.2025 17:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel.
🙄🙄🙄

20.08.2025 23:15 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣

19.08.2025 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂

18.08.2025 16:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣

18.08.2025 16:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own!

🤔🤔🤔

17.08.2025 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔

14.08.2025 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Oh u a fighter ?

14.08.2025 21:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Well damn

14.08.2025 21:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Awwww man 😔

12.08.2025 17:00 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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11.08.2025 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple

10.08.2025 19:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

U ever quit a job application halfway thru cuz they asking too much ? 🤔 #thankfulfor19years

10.08.2025 15:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Keep on getting those Sugar Daddies.. Gone get u a sugar baby 👶 😂😂

10.08.2025 05:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let me get about a hundred of them

07.08.2025 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody leaves work quicker than a person who was late clocking in.🤦🏽‍♂️

Nobody!

07.08.2025 13:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0