Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ *
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| 田田 |門| • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.
Amen !
Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?"
Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂
Who can smell this picture ?
Right !
It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona!
Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵
I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳
My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?
Dru Hill: We were…
Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel.
🙄🙄🙄
Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣
When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂
Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣
Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own!
🤔🤔🤔
If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔
Oh u a fighter ?
Well damn
Awwww man 😔
I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple
U ever quit a job application halfway thru cuz they asking too much ? 🤔 #thankfulfor19years
Keep on getting those Sugar Daddies.. Gone get u a sugar baby 👶 😂😂
Let me get about a hundred of them
Nobody leaves work quicker than a person who was late clocking in.🤦🏽♂️
Nobody!