I don’t think dudes who wear backwards hats with a suit to a court case should be donating that much sperm. Or maybe they’re only ones who should be allowed to. This has me completely torn.
Every year the snow melts, and every year some dog-shit rag of a publication will make one of their “journalists” write about how dirty and disgusting the city is, so they can get clicks from people who haven’t stepped foot in Montreal in ten years and need to feel good about their move to Longueuil
I’m sorry you’re not going to be able to see Pennywise for the 100th time, but new bands from your city playing to a big audience is good and fun, and maybe you’ll see something you like and go watch them somewhere cool instead of a field, during the day where the sound sucks and water is $97
I woke up hungover but I didn’t have any Advil so I took 3 extra strength Tylenol pm’s and then tried to even it out but drinking 4 Diet Cokes and now the hat man is doing my dishes.
I swear to god, every time I go to a show here and hear the bands, see the visuals — fuck, even see the posters for the shows — I’m reminded that we have something so special. Whatever we’re spending to make sure I speak to the SAAQ in French, match it so we can promote actual Quebec culture. Jesus
If this is what they mean by assimilating to Quebec culture, count me out
