Clancy

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Why do we let Edgar suit threaten people? Fuck that shell of a guy

Someone had better leak the Epstein Files to prevent WW3.

Jack Smith has just reconfirmed the fact that trump has committed treason against this country!!! Congress what do you plan to do now?!?!

WOW!!!!!!!

The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Seriously! I was just saying how little I buy new games anymore because I don’t want to play online with other people, I want to shrink away and play alone and lose myself. Ugh

TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY

all i'm saying is that there were better options

HERITAGE FOUNDATION: "Nice state ya got there. Pity if anything happened to it."

INDIANA: "Oh, *do* fuck off."

The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:

“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”

That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

She’s fucking insane

Lmfao he so obviously wrote this with ChatGPT

Dictators don’t like math—because math insists on reality.

We’re still trying to work out how this math maths. Is he suggesting people are crossing illegally out of the US into Mexico and Canada? Math exposes the lie, but when reality is inconvenient, the authoritarian will simply demand a new one.

I ❤️ Britani lol

One of my favorites!

Lmfao I work in IT and no joke had a crisis because someone had to enter their pin instead of their fingerprint today 😂

F*ck Johnson

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.

Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

reskeet with one of your favorite halloween costumes

(I did drag as lady Gaga from AHS)

🚨URGENT🚨

📍Gwinnett County Animal Shelter Lawrenceville #Georgia

Dude was found as a stray covered in fleas & fly bites on his ears.
He is the sweetest dog but is shutting down
Knows basic commands & is easy on the leash
Let’s not let his story end at the shelter💔

☎️770.339.3200

#Dogs #BlueskyDogs

Here’s the deal, Mike Johnson, you worked 9 days since July, make $200K, and get best free healthcare we pay for, while shutting down ours.

Want it fair? Start with your paychecks. No work, no pay and no damn free healthcare for any of you. Let Congress feel the pain they dump on the rest of us.

Lmfao 🤣

Now that song is stuck in my head.

Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2

Wake up babe new Kathy Hochul reaction video just dropped

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.