Guzma (real)

Poor guy. I know it wouldn’t be feasible because it’s so deep down but I wish someone could help!

They’re so tiny and cute! Good luck baby octopi

Two minutes of octopuses bursting into the world. @schmidtocean.bsky.social has the 4k version on their socials. Dive 622 #octoodyssey #MarineLife

Another win for Team Skull grunts everywhere

Funko had a setup at ECCC where they would interview you about your funko pop collection

I do not think they will use my interview.

Or Sun & Moon…

This has to be a bot bc who has this much beef with corydoras…

Idk if this is what you were going for but it reminds me of how dyes stain cells on a microscope slide. Really cool.

The Gravity of Being

#monoprint Acrylic on Paper

#art #printmaking #abstractfigurative

I cut the dough in half because I didnt need to make two of these, but used the entire amount of filling. So now I have this wonderful gooey caramel stuff in the bottom of the pan 😋

Megamind robin

confused this robin because I was wearing a bright orange jacket

Look at the moon it's split in half now from how hard you pissed on it

My tastes range from incredibly generic to fucking WHO???

Okay yeah you can’t Guzma would be pretty pissed if he realized I was using his account to share our fetishes with everyone lmao

Okay fuck it I left him a like but not a comment… you can’t see Bluesky likes right? 👀

I deeply regret deciding to make this an account where I don’t actually post porn because one of my mutuals just cooked so hard

Palworld is the James Somerton of video games

Saw a post the other day saying “Pokemon games will say some shit like “the battlefield got weird” and you’re just supposed to know what that means” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it, it’s so true, lmao.

Every time I see a kittydog OC 5 years are taken off my lifespan

I can’t leave a comment or quote tweet but that cat I just reposted is the most void cat I’ve ever seen

Sorry I haven’t fronted in a little bit so I’m in prime shitpost mode

Like yessss ladies I’ll be a good wife and eat it all uh. Yeah. It’s good. I promise

Putting Plumeria (Pokémon) and Dorothea (Fire Emblem) in a kitchen together and all they manage to cook together is None Pizza With Left Beef

People who hate shiny Espeon can SUCK MY WIENER

I sent this to my straight boy friends and I don’t think they believe me Council. Tomorrow when the two of them who’ve actually played FE3H aren’t online I’m going to see if I can trick them into thinking Linhardt is a cute femme

Character was Doc Louis from Punch Out if anyone cares <3 I like him enough to ruin my ads for him

Be warned that it has the potential to ruin your targeted ads though. I wrote about a character who had erectile dysfunction, I took a break from that story in July and my ads STILL haven’t recovered I’m still getting ads for dick pills CONSTANTLY

Maybe you need to start running another account about putting Glover on Nintendo ClassicV