Season 6 / Episode 16
"As a sign of good faith to our australian "friends"
we'd like to imprison Bart for five years."
"That's tough but fair.
Boy, go with the man."
Season 4 / Episode 22
"Come on, you stupid horse!
I got my last ten bucks on you.
No, don't look at me. Run!
No, don't come over here.
Oh, boy."
Season 7 / Episode 12
"I won't be able to play tonight.
My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again."
"Take that!"
"Ooh... Smithers.
That precision assault popped it back into place.
Thank you, masked stranger."
"Oh! He's gonna ruin everything."
Season 9 / Episode 1
"What a magical city.
Can we come back next year, dad?"
"We'll see, honey. We'll see."
Season 9 / Episode 23
31 years ago today, February 26, 1995: #TheSimpsons episode “Homer vs. Patty and Selma” first aired on Fox.
Season 4 / Episode 12
"And let me say
May the force be with you."
"Do you even know who I am?"
"I think I do.
Weren't you one of the little rascals?"
Season 7 / Episode 17
"Son, this is Mrs. Burns.
I just called to say I don't love you.
You are a bad son, Mon... tel."
Season 8 / Episode 9
"Yeah, it's a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon.
But something's a little off.
Hey, Marge, you don't smoke."
"Well, I just felt like filling the house
with the rich, satisfying smell of tobacco."
Season 7 / Episode 23
"You want to pick on immigrants?!
Then pick on Willie!"
37 years ago today, February 19, 1989: #TheSimpsons short “Home Hypnotism” first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show of Fox.
Season 6 / Episode 16
"900 dollarydoos!?
Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour
Collect call from the states?"
"It was an emergency call from the International
Drainage Commission in Springfield.
"Oh, my God!
There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?"
Season 4 / Episode 15
"What do you say to a boy to let
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
Season 4 / Episode 15
♪ if you think I'm cuddly ♪
♪ and you want my company ♪
♪ come on, wifey, let me know ♪
♪ ow, ow, oww! ♪
Season 7 / Episode 18
Season 13 / Episode 17
"Okay, don't panic.
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
Season 9 / Episode 22
"Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Then, you should have been early."
Season 5 / Episode 19
"More testicles mean more iron."
Season 5 / Episode 9
"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
Season 4 / Episode 4
"Let's see what's happening at the Super Bowl."
Season 3 / Episode 14
"Moe, this is L.S. Calling for H.S."
"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."
Jimmy Blewett is surely one of the greatest race car driver names of them all
Season 7 / Episode 8
"Put out an A.P.B. On a Uosdwis r. Dewoh.
Uh, better start with Greektown."
Season 10 / Episode 16
"Okay, F.D.R. is in the White House
an ice cream cone costs a nickel
and a hot new tune by Benny Goodman
is hitting the charts. The year is 1939."
"19...1939!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Ive got to warn everybody about Hitler!
And get to the ice cream store!"
Season 8 / Episode 9
"Look, just give me some inner peace
or I'll mop the floor with you."
Season 7 / Episode 4
"Bart, you didn't finish
your spaghetti and Moe Balls.
*Silence, you fool.
It can be ours.*
Run, boy! Run."
Season 9 / Episode 9
"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."
"It's wednesday, Homer."
"WORK!"
Season 8 / Episode 8
"The floor feels a little gritty here."
"Yeah. We ran out of floorboards there
so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"
Season 6 / Episode 8
"Hey, hey ya there, Midge.
Oh, gee, I like what you done to your hair."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe.
I hope you understand I'm too tense
to pretend I like you."
