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#thefilmcrowd Super Mario will cost you nearly £100. I reckon that means we should be receiving at least £75, right?

#thefilmcrowd You know Blair Witch? You know how it ends on in a creepy house with a truly enigmatic, deeply creepy bit where you think maybe everyone's really gone mad?

Let's do that, only not creepy or enigmatic. In a shopping mall. But it's THE AUDIENCE who really get mad!

Night all!

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#thefilmcrowd Finally. They've jumped the shark!

#thefilmcrowd Am I supposed to think that the demon nun turns into the shark?

I think I'm over thinking this

#thefilmcrowd Hey! Look, we should have filmed this all on my Samsung phone - it's far batter quality!

#thefilmcrowd She'll never even know I'm here....

#thefilmcrowd Hey! Sound editor! Turn the music down! I can't hear the dialogue!
No, on second thoughts, turn the music UP!

#thefilmcrowd Looking at the quality of these shots, I think they had to give the JVC VHS camcorder back for these fun fair scenes, and fall back on the director's kid's equipment

#thefilmcrowd Casting call: "Are you a woman? Do you own a swimsuit? Do you mind if I film you ankle deep in water whilst you wear your swimsuit? You've got the part!"

#thefilmcrowd Upon puking up over a dead girl's mutilated body. "She's still kinda hot."
Finally. Something sick and twisted.

#thefilmcrowd What's happening?
Don't worry. She's just faking it!
You mean she's acting?
Now, I wouldn't go that far!

#thefilmcrowd Hmm. This music is really reminding me of another film with exorcisms in it. I shall call this soundtrack "Tubular Balls"

#thefilmcrowd Ah. We're OK. The priest has his copy of "Priests' First Picture Book of Priest Stuff"

#thefilmcrowd Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player.

If you don't shut up, I'll set a demon shark on you!

#thefilmcrowd Demon shark? Hey! Where are you? We need you. There's a really, really irritating American Youtuber needs munching on, right now!

#thefilmcrowd A shark? In an inland lake?

Shh! It's possessed by a demon nun, you didn't moan about that!

Yes. But, you know... pedantry.

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#thefilmcrowd No. No. No. No. No! From the top!

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#thefilmcrowd Feet? Young girl's feet? Can we check the credits for the full list of producers?

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#thefilmcrowd Cool! Word Art title effects. Did clippy help?

#thefilmcrowd Ok, I'm ready. Let's go!

I imagine the original dub is fine. And there are a couple of directorial flourishes that are excellent. A Texas switch with the kid turning into an adult killer, and a bravura dream sequence where the camera and actor are both strapped to a bed and turned upside down to create an impossible image

#thefilmcrowd If anyone wants to see the MOST annoying child in a film, ever, try the English dub of this! Night all!

#thefilmcrowd Tragic ending. But if you set it to music....

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#thefilmcrowd Show me the fly!

No, the insect! Put that away!

#thefilmcrowd *pedant corner*
Still don't understand why he felt he had to squash himself in a press. And why, as a genius scientist, he was unable to rig up a simple timer so he didn't have to make his wife squish him

#thefilmcrowd Of course, he could just get into his machine holding a beaver and he'd get to star in a Pixar movie.

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#thefilmcrowd Anybody else feeling a bit itchy?

#thefilmcrowd
Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Catch that housefly now!

#thefilmcrowd The 1950s. When a woman's hair was only ever allowed to be dishevelled in the poster, never on the screen

#thefilmcrowd With this setting, surely this should be called La Mouche. It worked for Papillon