the only people with less understanding of the geography around dc than the writers of criminal minds are the people writing criminal fan fiction. what do you mean it was a 4 hour plane ride from quantico to fredericksburg
i just saw a tik tok pointing out that the dinosaurs have no idea that we have dedicated so much of us to learning about them and teaching our kids about them and making art about them and now i’m crying
everybody wants to rule the world harry styles on spotify when
gonna show this picture to anyone who mentions twitch streamers
screenshot of natalie portman in black swan scrubbing the word WHORE written in lipstick on a bathroom mirror
as i rewatch criminal minds, i realize that once matthew gray gubler started letting his hair grow out and stopped straightening it, i truly was not paying attention to the plot
of everything this smutty fan fiction could’ve referenced, i did not expect the hit tv show meerkat manor
screen shot of a scene from the show girls where lena dunham says “i’m feeling a little frail. i haven’t been eating that much. so i don’t know if i look scary thin or something”
i’m bruising like a banana recently
itsadwainpwug
watching the promo for harry on snl really does feel like seeing an ex i can’t explain it
jo with long hair is always a shock to the system
cam from modern family standing with a pink glittery background and the words “i’m in heat”
i genuinely feel insane rn
a reductress satire article titled “STUDY: Bradley Whitfield can still come and get it any time he wants”
thinking about doing a west wing rewatch
how am i supposed to lurk in these conditions
i need to buy a case for this phone asap, i keep touching the edges of the screen and accidentally messaging people on instagram
i’m blaming my being awake at 3:30 am on daylight savings and totally not on the ao3 fic i just voluntarily spent several hours reading
i made the grave mistake of not bringing an activity for myself to do while they transferred my phone data to my new phone. this was me for like an hour and a half
guys at the auto shop are blasting kissco i know that’s right
one day i’ll be able to join another hmj stream but today is not that day😢
i don’t understand how people get a new phone every year, i’m struggling to justify replacing my iphone 11 pro from 2019
and if i said i might just start criminal minds again……
tik tok suggested search for something nsfw!!!! yes i did click it
now tik tok…………
is 6:50 pm too early to go to bed?? i genuinely don’t know what to do with myself now that i’m done with criminal minds
i miss the activity tab on instagram im nosy and want to know what’s going on
cysie (pronounced sissy)
bathroom mirror selfie of a white woman with brown hair reliving her college days
another bathroom mirror selfie of a white woman with brown hair reliving her college days
i got to go visit some friends who live in our college town this weekend and i actually put effort into my appearance!! /jeb bush please clap meme/
it’s over and now i’m sad
finally a formal cap
i have to uber to work bc my dumb ass didn’t get my state inspection done in time ughhhh
a woman just walked up to a guy fully bleeding out and said “oh my god are you okay”
thought of y’all
looking camp right in the eye
