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A screenshot from Reddit of an exchange on The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett.

The OP asks Why exactly Rudcully closed up the bathroom again. 

A reply reads: The implication was something along the lines of surprise colonic irrigation.

My reply to that is: An entire subplot just to make a bum joke, how very Shakespearean of him. 🀣🀣🀣

A screenshot from Reddit of an exchange on The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. The OP asks Why exactly Rudcully closed up the bathroom again. A reply reads: The implication was something along the lines of surprise colonic irrigation. My reply to that is: An entire subplot just to make a bum joke, how very Shakespearean of him. 🀣🀣🀣

Sharing this for my fellow Discworld fans, and also because I'm way too pleased with myself.

25.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was zen, this is meow!

25.02.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣

09.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ocean waste turned into book covers used by Central Hawke’s Bay libraries Ocean Bound Plastic covering is made from plastic recovered within 50km of the shore.

Some positive news:

www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-t...

03.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do what you can Minnesota, and stay safe.

18.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck Snarky, I enjoy your stuff.😁

16.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If it bans books like a Nazi, and it persecutes and rounds up minorities like a Nazi, and kills citizens like a Nazi, it's almost certainly a #Nazi.

16.01.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This meme...

... but instead of falling over the handlebars, you calmly step to one side as you shoot the bicycle three times.

12.01.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year everyone πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆ

31.12.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year 🎊

31.12.2025 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDubai Chocolate” is Regime Propaganda The viral pistachio-filled candy bar is everywhereβ€”but there’s nothing sweet about the United Arab Emirates and its human rights record.

The viral chocolate bar is everywhere, but there’s nothing sweet about the United Arab Emirates and its human rights record.
www.currentaffairs.org/news/dubai-c...

28.12.2025 20:51 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tom Baker's Christmas message 2025
Tom Baker's Christmas message 2025 YouTube video by Tom Baker Official

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...

27.12.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ancient Stories by Firelight: Tales for the Longest Night πŸŒ‘
Ancient Stories by Firelight: Tales for the Longest Night πŸŒ‘ YouTube video by Rion Cultastic

Rion is live now in our Christmas Marathon
youtube.com/watch?v=qxd8...

24.12.2025 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi purps, almost forgot, but I've shared it now.

Good luck, I'll try and pop in 😁

24.12.2025 08:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The annual "purple rhymes with orange " Christmas 48 hr live marathon kicks off tonight midnight (NZ time).

On your own? Need a break from overly religious family? pop in and relax for a bit over the next couple of days.

www.youtube.com/live/PiKqdya...

24.12.2025 08:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Twelve Days of Christmas - Frank Kelly, 1983
The Twelve Days of Christmas - Frank Kelly, 1983 YouTube video by CR's Video Vaults

It's that time of the year:

youtu.be/E8OPuwa783g

23.12.2025 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grading the Viral Gender Essay (it's terrible)
Grading the Viral Gender Essay (it's terrible) YouTube video by Forrest Valkai

For those wanting to know more about that University of Oklahoma student's "essay" that got so much attention recently.

Here's a great video by Forrest Valkai in which he goes over it all in this video: the assignment, the article it was based on, and the essay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxF...

21.12.2025 08:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first thought?

"It's not a Ballroom, it's a Thunderdome!"

19.12.2025 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...but you'll never see them in the same room at the same time because they're both in love with the same woman. 🀣🀣🀣

19.12.2025 05:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh it's in the alley out back, wait there and I'll get someone to move the bins.

14.11.2025 18:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...or to quote "The Dude":

"Get ICE off our streets and back into our beverages."

11.10.2025 06:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

This is NOT a good use of taxpayer's money.

11.10.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Quark, a character from Star Trek. Text at the top reads: Ferengi rules of acquisition. The text at the bottom reads: rule 91, your boss is only worth what he pays you.

A picture of Quark, a character from Star Trek. Text at the top reads: Ferengi rules of acquisition. The text at the bottom reads: rule 91, your boss is only worth what he pays you.

This can never be stated enough:

19.09.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To be honest, I was starting to wonder if she'd "walked into a door".

19.09.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0