When sexbots are real,
"Human Cyborg Relations"
Will be a real job.
#MayThe4th
#StarWars
#Haiku
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When sexbots are real,
"Human Cyborg Relations"
Will be a real job.
#MayThe4th
#StarWars
#Haiku
Human Centipede.
Add more, make it a circle.
No start and no #end.
#vss365
A big top of #noise.
A lion bites my sternum.
The crowd goes apeshit.
#vss365
Follow my purpose.
My goal, perpetuate #life.
Wait. Is this a sock?
#vss365
Fortunes into dust.
Dead cat #bounce of your empire.
Eat a shit sandwich.
#vss365
Ye olden days sucked.
Clothes made of the coarsest #thread.
Churned butter is ass.
#vss365
Bougie #luggage guy.
It was a simple question.
Would a torso fit?
#vss365
Can't afford new clothes.
Underwear is paper thin.
Fine brown #gossamer.
#vss365
Big nepo baby.
Worms #canoodle with my brain.
Nobody likes me.
#vss365
Ate my phone and belt.
With those eyes I can't stay mad.
#Insatiable beast.
#vss365
#Passion fruit sucks ass.
Like eating sweetened snot bowls.
Aftertaste of feet.
#vss365
My super power:
#Radioactive vision.
Can't see my children.
#vss365
Swim with my nephews.
Fun game called "Sink Uncle Mike"
#Cerulean death.
#vss365
Fabled Scone of Stone
The Dwarf throne for centuries.
A bit rank by now.
My cross country flight.
Tried for one-hundred seven.
Made it to eighteen.
Pretend companion.
Put a bra on my pillow.
#myopic girlfriend.
#vss365
TRON was such bullshit.
Where were the scammers and porn?
Unrealistic.
#Chime of the school bells.
Who's not indoctrinated?
Smokers in the back.
#vss365
Tree fell on my friend.
I could tell it was assault.
All #copse are bastards.
#vss365
#DragonFriends
@demilardner.bsky.social
Body's PSA:
Heads up, what was internal
is now external.
Break into your house.
#Incognito Bandito.
Steal your dirty socks.
#vss365
Gals: a nude pic tip.
Use high lighting on your chest.
Wear a #penumbra.
#vss365
Restraining order:
"Maintain one-hundred #fathoms"
Was judge a pirate?
#vss365
Drug #emporium.
Choose your own euphorium.
Try cocainium.
#vss365
Is there more to life
than writing haiku dick jokes?
No. No, there is not.
Remarkable dick.
#Outlier on the bell curve.
But on the wrong side.
#vss365
She #contours her face.
I carve hearts into my pubes.
Beautification.
#vss365
Thigh high riding boots.
And a little black corset
with the #fringe on top.
#vss365
Bee stung my penis.
My foreskin is all swollen.
Like #petulant lips.
#vss365
A full #reservoir.
Max potential energy.
Pissed my pants again.
#vss365