basto

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damn yall did not rock with this one huh

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i dont know what a flavor foley is but i hope theyre having fun

i got these two oomfs that ive always thought would get along but they run in slightly different circles so i couldnt quite figure how to introduce them to each other but recently they both independently made fanart of the same transgender vocaloid music video(?) which i think is a sign

🎨🖌️ #flavorfoley_fa #vocaloid i listened to ego renegade boy and suddenly this appeared on my canvas ?

death penalty ‼️ #flavorfoley_fa

had the worst dental experience of my life today y'all ive never had a dentist apologize to me so much

i was going to suggest pouring it over some sliced citrus but then i read "coffee" in the alt text

you better believe im not paying a single goddamn cent until they give me the test results im paying for like wtf

a while ago i had to get some tests done and they said that id get my results back in "a few days" but it's been 2 weeks and i was getting worried that they forgot about me until i got an email from them today

good news: they didn't forget me

bad news: they only remembered to send the bill

idk how to say this tactfully but "oh no i have a juicy ass" bro do you hear yourself

eucorydia yasumatsui

guys is this a scam

what yuri do you want

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i don't like doing this but if anyone here can send like $40 for a space heater ill write you whatever yuri you want

and i would like the record to show that i wrote umiri chugging a full mug of hot coffee to cope BEFORE the airing of the episode where she chugs a full glass of ginger ale to cope. i understand this idiot on a fundamental level

the yaoigirls themselves

it's a year late but here it is archiveofourown.org/works/78751431

alright well i did get hospitalized on friday but IM ALMOST DONE OKAY PROMISE

@ferventdevotion.art put this book on your reading list as asap as possible bro trust me

sometimes i read my own writing and im like "damn i might be a genius." not this time tho

also sudafed. the good stuff from behind the pharmacy counter that you have to show id for. that's the stuff that actually works. don't take it at night tho or it'll be hard to sleep

get this or equivalent from your local pharmacy trust me

youll never guess why im a year late to this

this weekend i promise*

*assuming no more hospitalizations

its a fic from four and a half years and multiple brain injuries ago so i don't think that's happening lol