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didn’t realize we had videos now. so guess i really don’t need x at all anymore hell yeah

multiple times a month i get a little crazy and contemplate propositioning this hot closeted bi oomfie. the tension is palpable.

help me there are DILFs at the discovery museum

charging mangione with terrorism is telling on yourself lol

zuck and besos donated money to trump’s inauguration. makes me wanna delete insta so bad.

making art for the first time in a while !!!

i logged on here to hundreds of new followers to disappoint hell yeah

pro tip getting drunk in nyc makes you forget you’re in nyc ? if that’s what you want.

sorry christian nyby this isn’t about you

i am going to do the thing (and by that i mean i am going to have sex with the alien from john carpenter’s 1982 horror classic)

something artistic about squirting lion’s mane into my super sized mcdonald’s iced coffee

BIMBO THE GREAT

me

i 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 want a hot bowl of gasoline but since that would kill me i’m going to settle for the next closest thing: french onion soup

took a nap

“Sometimes before, but especially after being fed the pelican chick may seem to "throw a tantrum" by loudly vocalizing and dragging itself around in a circle by one wing and leg, striking its head on the ground or anything nearby and the tantrums sometimes end in what looks like a seizure that results in the chick falling briefly unconscious; the reason is not clearly known, but a common belief is that it is to draw attention to itself and away from any siblings who are waiting to be fed.”

????

“the relationship between pelicans and people has often been contentious.“

bad news

i texted my bf goodnight but now i’m on the wikipedia page for pelicans 🤫

i wanna see a beauty and the beast where belle’s dad goes to the castle and becomes the beast’s gay lover ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃˢˢ

i had a really fun thing to post and i just wanted to tell you i forgot it but just know… it was really funny… you would have chuckled to yourself

DS9 scene, three pictures. In picture one and two, Jadzia Dax and a Klingon named Kor are reuniting/hugging, in picture three the hug ends and they remain close and look very happy to see one another. Kor is an older Klingon, white scraggly hair and goatee, sharpe teeth, forehead ridge loaf, and grey white big flowy curly hair. Dax is in her blue science uniform on DS9 station. She has what looks like tattoos running up her neck up each side of her face through to the hairline. Closed caption dialogue as follows; Picture one, picture focused on Kor, "Oh Curzon, my beloved old friend." Picture two, showing Dax mid-hug, smiling big, "I'm Jadzia now." Picture three showing both, each smiling. Kor, "Oh well, Jadzea, my beloved old friend."

Nature is crazy.
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i'm about to lose my fucking mind

ACT restoring mouthwash sporting a stark blue tone

if i drink this do i become lisan al-gaib or whatever

Ulysses S. Grant (1822–1885) was the 18th president of the United States, in office from 1869 to 1877. He graduated from the U.S. Military Academy at West Point and retired after serving in the Mexican–American War.

Ulysses S. Grant (1822–1885) was the 18th president of the United States, in office from 1869 to 1877. He graduated from the U.S. Military Academy at West Point and retired after serving in the Mexican–American War.

a text saying: i feel like it’s not good and it looks like fart and you hate it and you’re just accepting it out of desperation and i’m gonna be dragged into the town square and all the young townspeople are gonna be like “look mommy it’s that hideous talentless idiot, can i please throw a vegetable mommy” and she’ll say “of course dear”and i’ll be pelted with vegetables while they laugh and jeer and then you’ll shake your head and i’ll never see you again

yeah i’m a graphic artist

a text saying “hey en! i found this rock and i thought you might like to see it”

don’t text me unless it’s to say this

google search suggesting the options “is kingassripper dead” and “is kingassripper alive”

why is that fucking filet o fish commercial scored by danny elfman

a screencap of fish on the Netherlands’ fish doorbell livestream timestamped 2024-03-21 17:13:39

a screencap of fish on the Netherlands’ fish doorbell livestream timestamped 2024-03-21 17:13:37

GUYS IT’S HAPPENING. I GOT TO RING THE BELL ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡🐟

which one of the scrawny boys in Challengers u pickin