Taztaroth: Mr. Phlebotinum Induced Stupidity 2026

donate to bix, show me the proof of any donation 10$ or more, and I'll draw for you 👁️

170$ behind on bills! These are still open and discounted 20% off, DM me if interested in a commission

A friend of mine really enjoyed that Paul Reubens documentary. Might be worth a watch if you can track it down!

It was a cute show! And the concept of roving bands of villainous collectable creatures profoundly informed my early writing concepts as a kid.

Yes! Moo's first few waves of Baddies if I recall correctly.

I recognize the name of the author from before I joined BlueSky. This is the guy who wrote an article on the same subject that amounted to "pronouns were too hard for me in college so I made it everyone else's problem." Don't fall for his shtick.

TF Sketch: Professor Scritch stands at the front of the classroom in front of a chalkboard, transformed into a minotaur. Only scraps of his tattered pants remain, and his tie is now far too small around his thick, muscular neck. He scratches his bovine, horned head with a confused expression on his face. A ring has appeared through his nose. His body features large hooves, a bull’s tail, and pronounced, muscular abs. The text next to his head reads: -INT -INT -INT.

All right, class, today we’ll be covering complex cogni… cogni… uh… big brain stuff. You know. The smart thinky things? (🎨 by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social) #TFEveryday #MinoMarch

Sketch Stream March Schedule A mix of Tuesdays & Thursdays! (The following are March dates that Hornbuckle is streaming sketch commissions) - 3, 5, 10, 12, 17, 19, 24, 26, 31 A little waist up sketch of Hornbuckle the Unicorn looking inviting!

✨SKETCH STREAM - MARCH SCHEDULE✨
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👉 Every Tues & Thurs!

"A man was discovered with 90% of this brain mass missing, and yet he was living a perfectly normal life." An x-ray of Matt revealing a microscopic brain

We won't know until we try, will we?

You can grab the Green Fairy audiobook, 🎙️ narrated by Max Miller from @tastinghistory.bsky.social, on Audible!

www.audible.com/pd/Green-Fai...

PS. Help us spread the word as we'd really, really like Max to narrate the next book in the series! ❤️

#FurryLit #BookSky

Not sure if the lute or the accordion is my favorite.

Thank you! It's actually quite a challenge to make so many characters distinct, but I've had a lot of practice over the years. I'm glad Tom, Henry and the rest have fans.~

Furry art commission. Part 1 of 3. A fox (Tom) wearing nothing but a dunce cap with "DUNCE" written in red ink yanks on a clothesline while walking backwards. He is positioned in the middle of the clothesline, a pair of hanging underwear at his back. The string is taut as he tries to pull back as far as possible. With a vacant smile, he sings "Duuuuuh~ wheels on the bus go round & round!"

Furry art commission. Part 2 of 3. The exposed fox soars through the air in an arc, launched by the clothesline. He is rigid with his hands at his sides, and his lolling tongue flaps in the wind. His head is down, so the point of the dunce cap makes him look like an arrow or a dart.

Furry art commission. Part 3 of 3. Tom's flight concludes with him punching through a hedge separating two yards. His shoulders, head, and hat stick out of one side while he balls, tail, hands, and legs stick out of the other. Since his arms are stuck in the hedge, he wiggles his feet excitedly and cheers "Again! Again!"

CW: Brain Drain

When you're the dumbest fox on the planet, the whole world is your playground! Of course without object permanence, that world is limited to your yard. PS: The neighbors saw this happen.

Spectacular sequence done by @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social. I've been on SUCH a fox kick lately.

Holy crap. 🍆

There's also something to be said about a passive hypnotist that puts the victim in trance but does nothing with that, leaving it up to passersby.

Swirly may not be my single favorite episode but it deserves all the praise. It gave us some prime Gantu content.

POST-NUT...clarity...

Looking great! Good girl!

A fox with a mischievous smile playfully pressing on a cat-shaped cookie bearing a concerned expression. The fox says "Kitty or cookie, how about both?"

Such a nice thing for @taztaroth.bsky.social to do was get me a sketch slot on today's @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social art stream. He's so sweet!

So of course he needs to be as sweet on the outside as on the inside, such a tasty kitty cookie he'll be~

CONTINUE? Y/N. Tuna sprawled out on the ground defeated as a takeover countdown begins over his head

“Remember the Thing! You can do this! You’re not done! I believe in you! Don’t stop! Get even gayer!” Tuna getting back up, having selected Yes to the previous CONTINUE? screen

Draw Yourself Getting Back Up.

#furryart

Midnight! I feel like you'd have some deep thoughts worth discussing if we just sat outside and watched the stars.

Didn't have the energy to draw today, but the last couple of days were exceedingly smooth. Might start sharing posemaniacs practice.

Not finding the vibe to write right now, but it's starting to feel like if I ease myself in with world building or proofreading, I can work my way up to it.

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

I always enjoyed this one. Y'all have such mirth enjoying your transformations, and HB makes for one fine sommelier.

Suspiciously delicious...

This weird optimism probably brought to you by Ritalin (I probably need to medicate more regularly).

I was high as balls last night and it occurred to me that I make guys (and some gals!) wet. With my art... with my writing... with my hypnosis. It doesn't matter if I'm single; if I'm still making connections like that, I think that's a worthwhile way to spend my life.

Things are good.

Duhhh.

Graph depicting types of sheaths observed on anthro art over the past 20 years. Classic: is a realistic canine sheath that I first encountered in the early 2000s on sites like the VCL. Perky: describes a rounded stylized sheath that seemed almost ubiquitous on sites like FurAffintiy in the 2010s. Mellow: the latest innovation in sheaths, very similar to the perky variant, but with blunted tip and points downward, behaving more like a flaccid humanoid phallus. Appears to be a trend of the 2020s. #furryart

Has anybody else noticed? Or is this a highly specific experience?