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Auston Habershaw

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Science Fiction/Fantasy author and English professor; shorts in Analog, F&SF, BCS, and elsewhere. Author of The Saga of the Redeemed and If Wishes Were Retail and also Faceless Galaxy; website aahabershaw.com Repped by @awfulagent.bsky.social He/Him

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age-old photoshop of colombian grammy winning singer songwriter and dancer and legendary recording artist shakira wearing kaneda ( of the manga AKIRA )'s jacket, motorcycle goggles and brandishing his laser rifle

age-old photoshop of colombian grammy winning singer songwriter and dancer and legendary recording artist shakira wearing kaneda ( of the manga AKIRA )'s jacket, motorcycle goggles and brandishing his laser rifle

one of the all time photoshops i think, AI could never

11.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 227 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is time once again that i remind you that all the villainous patsies who are instrumental in Palpatine's rise to power are named after republicans because george lucas is not a subtle man

11.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

The shoe thing is low on the "important global matters" scale, but HIGH on the "I'll take things a deranged Roman emperor would do for $500, Alex" chart.

11.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1895 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 21

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 7555 πŸ” 1642 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 19

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1859 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 8

I think Trump is cookedβ€”and it’s helpful for us to say so, repeatedly and often.

Authoritarians use fear to compel obedience. Once people start thinking about what they’ll do once he’s gone, they’re much less likely to obey his commands.

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1035 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 20

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13758 πŸ” 3140 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 235

Sharing to read later. Seems interesting.

10.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you find something that looks like my writing in Claude, here's a good reason: it's on the legal record that Anthropic stole every fucking book I've ever written. That's not the AI's writing. It's mine.

The NYT knows this, by the way. This is pro-AI propaganda and they fucking know it.

10.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who’s a Better Writer: A.I. or Humans? Take Our Quiz. A.I. chatbots contain the sum of all human knowledge. That can make them pretty good writers.

This quiz determines whether you read more than one book per year.

10.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom

10.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 58
The inference costs are in addition to costs from training the models. Anthropic last month expected its costs for training its AI models for 2025 to be roughly $4.1 billion, up roughly 5% from its summer
projections. OpenAI, meanwhile, expected to spend $9.4 billion on compute for training its Al models last year.

The inference costs are in addition to costs from training the models. Anthropic last month expected its costs for training its AI models for 2025 to be roughly $4.1 billion, up roughly 5% from its summer projections. OpenAI, meanwhile, expected to spend $9.4 billion on compute for training its Al models last year.

Reports had previously said Anthropic made $4.5bn in 2025 on $2.79bn of inference and $4.1bn of training.

This would mean it made $500m total in 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2026 so far combined.

www.theinformation.com/articles/ant...

09.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk

09.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I don't have a foolproof plan here. I just have the certainty that fascism has never lasted very long without collapsing on its own contradictions, being defeated in war, or being propped up from the outside (and no one's propping up the US). The ending's been written; we're just not there yet.

08.07.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If someone breaks the law and nobody enforces it because of the offender’s power, then the law does not apply to the powerful, and the law, subordinated to power, is revealed as illegitimate in its helplessness and/or corruption.

09.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

I'd say I was a Cassandra, but almost anyone with a 105 IQ knew this was coming.

08.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take this anecdote and swallow it whole. Your psyche needs it.

08.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, spring in Boston! A magical time when majestic snow mountains recede, revealing a new landscape of candy wrappers, nips, dog poop, and funyun bags.

08.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

07.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 3916 πŸ” 1094 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 102

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3079 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 13
Scene from MASH:
Hawkeye: War isn't hell. War is War, Hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fr. Mulchahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Fr. Mulchahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Scene from MASH: Hawkeye: War isn't hell. War is War, Hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse. Fr. Mulchahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye? Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell? Fr. Mulchahy: Sinners, I believe. Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

08.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are in the middle of a cold civil war, so yeah, that tracks.

07.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heh

07.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 494 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

ppl think of Hitchcock as this director guy but he was doing Presents, he had a mystery magazine, he had a tie in book series about 3 kids who solve crimes from a caravan in a junkyard and do pyramid scheme marketing then for some reason expose the crimes to Alfred Hitchcock, man was hustling 24/7

07.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 398 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 10
Rep. Dan Crenshaw says culture of
misinformation fueled his primary loss:
"The truth didn't matter"
The fourth-term congressman, who lost decisively to state Rep. Steve Toth, said baseless attacks about his
alleged insider trading and gun stances fueled the upset.
BY GABBY BIRENBAUM
MARCH 6, 2026, 4:25 P.M. CENTRAL
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Rep. Dan Crenshaw says culture of misinformation fueled his primary loss: "The truth didn't matter" The fourth-term congressman, who lost decisively to state Rep. Steve Toth, said baseless attacks about his alleged insider trading and gun stances fueled the upset. BY GABBY BIRENBAUM MARCH 6, 2026, 4:25 P.M. CENTRAL REPUBLISH SHARE

"Fire hurts," complains arsonist

www.texastribune.org/2026/03/06/d...

07.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 5379 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 38
06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"but kids are dirty and loud and annoying!"

I'm sorry, are you of the impression that YOU aren't dirty and loud and annoying? And yet YOU are twenty-five fucking years older than kids, so what's YOUR EXCUSE?

06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, you don't have to want kids.
You don't have to *like* kids.

But you HAVE to be nice to kids. This is a basic requirement of any decent person.

06.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I maintain that "relatability" is one of the worst things to happen to creative writing and it must be combated

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 652 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7