JD

NO

CHAD!

Hahahahahahaha I have absolutely nothing in response to that except touché 🙂‍↕️

Onw to join you 🏃‍♂️

goddamn lerrrrrrrrrgan 😒

Pretty sure it’s about me, Lerrrrgan 🤨

anything for you, lukey

Aww congrats!!

Thanks Jakey Bakey 😘

Always looking for your approval ;)

these are the exact requirements to attend my functions

There's something to be said for trying to match someone's energy. If I'm in a yappy mood but that doesn't seem to be reciprocated, I back off a bit. Read the room?

bathrooms exist for this specific purpose i hear

Photo of a Gay standing under a running shower with water falling over his head, arms raised behind him. He has short hair, a mustache, and visible arm tattoos, and eucalyptus hangs from the showerhead behind him.

Mirror selfie of a shirtless Gay in a bedroom wearing partially unbuttoned khaki pants and black Nike underwear, holding his phone while sunlight comes through the window behind him. A cat relaxes on the carpet near a blue cat tunnel in the background.

it’s going to be 70° (20°C) today and I think this is what heroin must feel like

is there a greater motivator than gym daddy making an appearance?

ayatollah khamenei is dead, long live ayatollah khamenei

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I know the type too well I fear

Feel this one in my soul

I beg your pardon

Morning Anders :)

once again asking the universe why I, a beautiful woman, must work for a living

👏🏾LABEL👏🏾YALLS👏🏾FUCKING👏🏾THIRSTTRAPS👏🏾AND👏🏾DICKPICS
👏🏾QUEENS👏🏾

😘😘

Jakey Bakey looking snatched

Start with one finger… 📝

The aclu street barkers are the absolute worst. It used to be such a respected org

As a proponent of lifelong learning, how can one enroll in that program?

Omg how adorable!!

I got tired just reading this. Godspeed, sir.