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Dog Lover, Concerned Human Being, Proud Liberal

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B-b-but, that's actually what he would say. Like, actually really what. he. would. say.

14.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With WASHINGTONβ€”Saying critics of the missile strike that killed at least 175 civilians were dodging a fundamental question,Β Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Friday demanded to know what girls were doing ...

β€œIn all this talk about who was responsible and how this happened, are we just going to ignore the fact that girls were allowed to learn?” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth

14.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 2256 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 25

And he's disappointed about it because of how fun it is to put one's fist inside something else.

14.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: 'Death Rattle' was Stephen Miller's nickname when played Marvel Superheros as a kid.

He gave himself a charisma & comeliness score of 18.

14.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes my 'aha' moments are truths already firmly held by others. Other times, they feed others.

14.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is probably my scientific training speaking, but the development of 'art' as an endeavor is, like science, an acknowledgement of bias.

It becomes implicit in Impressionism, when they are explicitly painting the 'light', or what they see. They don't call it bias, but it is implied.

14.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Matisse’s Jazz: Rhythms in Color | The Art Institute of Chicago Marking the Art Institute debut of Matisse’s celebrated artist’s book Jazz, this exhibition places these revolutionary works in context with paintings, prints, and sculptures from across the artist’s ...

Saw this on Wed. It was phenomenal! I love Matisse. Prints don't do it justice.

Learned his wife & daughter were in the French resistance. Both were captured by the Nazis, his daughter was tortured.

The theory is the symbols in Jazz reflect those influences.

www.artic.edu/exhibitions/...

14.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idea for a show:

Main character dies every episode. And every episode is different - sometimes they're a cop, sometimes an old person, sometimes a teen.....and then, slowly, you don't kill the main character in every episode. Different eras too.

14.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steven Pearl says Auburn 'deserves' NCAA berth after SEC exit Auburn coach Steven Pearl lobbied for his team's NCAA tournament chances after blowing a double-digit second-half lead to Tennessee in the SEC tournament quarterfinals Thursday.

No. They don't.

www.espn.com/mens-college...

13.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Please Don't Destroy - Chelsea - SNL
Please Don't Destroy - Chelsea - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Funniest one of them all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3It...

13.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Dylan - Masters of War (Lyrics)
Bob Dylan - Masters of War (Lyrics) YouTube video by RVibes

"How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
That even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uM...

13.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"And in the world
A heart of darkness
A fire zone
Where poets speak their heart
Then bleed for it

Jara sang his song
A weapon
In the hands of one
Though his blood still cries
From the ground"

13.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Look at her, with her eyes all aflame.
She will love you like a fly will never love you
again."

13.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh.
Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

11.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 9751 πŸ” 1925 πŸ’¬ 543 πŸ“Œ 291

i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this

12.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 25683 πŸ” 2770 πŸ’¬ 751 πŸ“Œ 151

"Love is like a sin, my love.
For the ones who feel it the most."

13.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In Chicago, it's not 'St. Patrick's Day', it's more like 'St. Patrick's Month.'

Then you got February because you know they didn't get the snakes out of Ireland in a month.

And April, because you have to celebrate all the snakes being gone.

Finally, September, b/c Oktoberfest is 1/2 way there.

12.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Team USA is on the verge of one of the most embarrassing moments in its baseball history. Here’s what you need to know | CNN Team USA is on the verge of one of the most embarrassing exits in World Baseball Classic history and, at this point, there’s nothing they can do about it.

In related news, England hasn't won the World Cup in 60 years.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/11/s...

12.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of my older flower watercolours, sold a long time ago. Poppies, nettles and Macleaya cordata leaves in a glass jug.

One of my older flower watercolours, sold a long time ago. Poppies, nettles and Macleaya cordata leaves in a glass jug.

Oriental poppies, nettles and Macleaya cordata leaves, watercolour. I wonder if that Macleaya (plume poppy) will come up this year? It often disappears for a while and then pops up again. It's a lovely plant, not particularly invasive.
#art #watercolour #botanicalart

12.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 1502 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 1
Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam - In a Black Out (Lyric Video)
Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam - In a Black Out (Lyric Video) YouTube video by Gino Orlandini

Proof that Gen X did its level best, without realizing that wasn't anywhere near enough.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Ku...

12.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet β€” and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now β€” never be the first to stop clapping.

12.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 12634 πŸ” 3953 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 182
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This dangerous drunk is an absolute psychopath.

12.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 3474 πŸ” 1101 πŸ’¬ 644 πŸ“Œ 188
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Hope Sandoval or Allison Krauss - can't decide which has the perfect female voice.

12.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 5409 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 265 πŸ“Œ 79
Geese - Au Pays Du Cocaine (Live on SNL)
Geese - Au Pays Du Cocaine (Live on SNL) YouTube video by Geese

Proof that the kids are alright.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXmr...

12.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 34326 πŸ” 9918 πŸ’¬ 1254 πŸ“Œ 610

On one hand, it know everything. But on the other hand, it stupid. Liberal Arts major? *laughs nervously*

12.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Either way, he's not going to see any taste in that can of NA."

12.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's our job. It's the hatred of our culture that drives them to define 'cool'. Hell, buy her Phil Collins 'No Jacket Required'.

12.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0