Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
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Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!
Q. What does a Penguin waiter say to their customers?
A. “Waddle it be?”
Q. Can a Penguin fly?
A. No, but a Toucan.
Q. Why don’t Penguins and Polar Bears get along?
A. Because they are polar opposites!
Q. What do you call a cold Penguin?
A. A Brrr-D.
Q. What do you call a Penguin in the desert?
A. Lost!
Q. Why didn’t the Penguin jump off the iceberg?
A. He got cold feet.
Q. Why didn’t the Penguin jump off the iceberg?
A. He got cold feet.
Q. What’s Black, White, Black, White, Black, White, Black, White?
A. A Penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. Who is a Penguins favourite pop star?
A. Seal.
Q. What does a Penguin do when it loses its tail?
A. It goes to a re-tail store.
Q. Where do Penguins keep their money?
A. In a snow bank, of course!
Q. What does a Penguin magician say?
A. Pick a Cod, any Cod…
Q. What is a Penguins favourite Mexican food?
A. Brrrrrr-itos.
Q. Why did the two Penguins jump when they first met?
A. They were trying to break the ice.
Q. Who is the head of the Penguin Navy?
A. Admiral Byrd.
Q. What does a Penguin eat on its birthday?
A. Fish cakes!
Q. Why are Penguins so difficult to get along with?
A. Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
Q. What do you call a cold Penguin?
A. A brrr-d.
Q. Why did the Penguin cross the road?
A. To go with the floe.
Q. What do Penguins like to wear on the beach?
A. A Beak-ini.
Q. How do you get in touch with a Penguin?
A. Give him a ‘wing’.
Q. What do you call a Penguin with no I?
A. A Pengun.
Q. Why did the Penguin enter the theatre?
A. Because he wanted to get into snow-business.
Q. How did the Penguin pass his driving test?
A. He winged it!
Q. What do you call a happy Penguin?
A. A Peng-Grin.
Q. What did the Penguin get from the Genie in the lamp?
A. Three Fishes.
Q. Why did the Penguin make a fish pun?
A. Just for the Halibut!
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog?
A. A Bichon Freeze
