Moon Snail Music

she fr has one of the dumbest looking faces I've seen

I've basically decided nuclear war is just not a thing im going to worry about. If I'm wrong oh well, it's not like my worrying would have made a difference. If you wanna get real woo I sorta believe aliens have been preventing it, cause how else has it not happened otherwise?

and yet you'll never see centrists apologize to us all for losing to a game show fascist twice, hmmm

who Biden and Kamala surely denounced, right?

the "Kamala/Hillary warned us" people are constantly making me break my I Will Not Reply To Dipshits Pledge, it's just so fucking insulting. Like maybe they should have tried to win then!

get rid of those sideburns

a whole generation just walking around making up little fight club speeches in their heads all the time

There really is a horseshoe here with many particular leftists I've known, in that these people really like the *concept* of violence

Bro you're related

No. NO!

At 12 I got off a plane in Dahran Saudi Arabia and immediately housed 20 mcnuggets.

hate this fucking team honestly, at least I have my adopted hawks

Blusky discover, if I wanted to hear people whine about writing their novels, I'd do coke at an art school party. Idk why you're feeding me this all of a sudden, Not interested. Please, Not interested

thats actually genius, I'd way rather get ads in German or like Chinese that I could just tune out, rather than the horrible epic English ones

There's a background line on the radio in a scene that's like "here's an oldie from way back in 2005, that wonderful time when no one realizes the future was right around the corner"

Those are the fnords

Every light on this side of the town!

what if I want it less milky

Due to space magic, the galaxy never discovered gunpowder. Blasters are actually way shittier than guns, weak and inaccurate. Luke and his gun change the entire galactic power dynamic when it's discovered that lightsabers cant stop bullets

its actually crazy how ubiquitous this exact basement is in every Pittsburgh area home

The bolsheviks did not have the advantage of being able to directly post this to the troops through various channels

If the Vichy collaborators in France had social media I bet they would have posted stuff like this

lookin like a stoner's neglected iguana

It's all over now, Baby Blue

Literally just stand up in the middle of the speech and call him a nazi pedo, the fact that history won't record even one of them doing this is an indictment of the entire system. But at least decorum was preserved

I was at this show, it fucking sucked. I was there to see Slim not hear some fucking yokel read his diary

genuinely They Live esque

That last part sounds pretty woke. What is he gonna cry if I farm a little bear bile? Everyone is so sensitive now