Trolley Problem Solver

i dont draw her with the mask on nearly enough

a baseball player with the number 17 on his back is about to swing his bat ALT: a baseball player with the number 17 on his back is about to swing his bat

YOU SEE THAT BRIAN

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

AN IDEA EXCUTED GOOD

PLENTY OF THE FACE ON THE SCREEN

TITS AND BELLY ON THE SCREEN

HANDS VISIABLE!

JUST ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO MAKE A SOLID PIECE

YEAH

Magik

Remember when BuzzFeed once owned the biggest celebrity interview show on the Internet and the sold it as part of their grand pivot to AI? Yeah, these losers deserve to go down.

Don't be a sap. Don't pay for a bed. Go sleep rough in the sewers. You look like you can take care of yourself.

Digimon Beatbreak it's up to you to break generational trauma everyone tells you to stop eating batteries, but Touma lets Gekkomon eat it idgaf

THE BEAUTIFUL KITSUNE ENTERS YOUR ROOM

"Shit dude you got a bong?" THE KITSUNE ASKS.

YES/NO
YES
THE KITSUNE NODS AND WATCHES YOU ACQUIRE YOUR BONG FROM THE BONG SAFE
"Dude you keep your bong in a safe?" THE KITSUNE ASKS

Krill (Of Mo and Krill Fame): MOMO, SPREAD THAT GUYS ASS. LETS DIG IN.

It's just bonerslop, you only like it because it makes you cum

A lot of goblin bones and blood for free tbh, even if the neighbors hate hearing it but they shouldn't be so close to my tower.

I've been feeding the lustful ooze in my basement goblinoids and they're trying to get PETA on me over it.

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

I think i found my favorite art of vergil ever

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

Breonna was an emergency room technician who planned on becoming a neonatal nurse, caring for at-risk newborn babies. Friends and family members said Breonna wanted to pursue a career in health care because she cared about people and wanted to make a difference in their lives.

Six years ago today, 26-year-old Breonna Taylor was shot six times and killed by police officers who forced entry into her Louisville, KY apartment. Her death sparked nationwide outrage and calls for an end to police brutality and gun violence against Black people. #SayHerName #BlackLivesMatter

“Fund the police” was Biden’s *applause* line in his first joint address to Congress. It was written to echo LBJ saying “we shall overcome” in his joint address as a lifeline to a movement under attack. I really don’t bring it up enough.

when ur looting hauler as rook and run into the thief recon vandal situationship polycule

*Carefully peeling the layers of this post away with a pair of safety scissors and pliers* Uhh huhhh when you got good loot and get extract camped by a trio....okay.....

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

Nothing quite makes my bones creak like "Yugioh the Abridged series is 20 years old and actually about to enter the final arc"

Honestly respect to the guy for still keeping it going

top text says "how i look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie" and the image is a perfectly spherical spheal (pokemon) staring at you politely

It’s been about 39 years and I’m seriously starting to wonder if this DLC is ever coming out.