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Father Tim

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Head of (off-world) Shapes Department for colouring in Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Puffins: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK

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Fair point 😂😂🤣

16.02.2026 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I... real?

16.02.2026 09:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My plan to gain weight is not working out.

15.02.2026 18:13 👍 119 🔁 41 💬 8 📌 1

There are no homunculi in team.

16.02.2026 07:35 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?

15 seconds later

*sad trombone sound*

15.02.2026 22:09 👍 130 🔁 44 💬 8 📌 0

😂🤣🤣🥰

15.02.2026 09:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bunnee

15.02.2026 08:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ghost.

Bunny.

15.02.2026 07:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

First class parenting, great work! 🏆😻

15.02.2026 07:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a bunny rabbit is holding a candle in a dark room . Alt: Bunny. 👻

Yes of course. Recover well 🙏

15.02.2026 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I remember how surprising the solution to it all was. Remind me about that again (😁).

15.02.2026 02:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I read about this. You were amazing 🤩

15.02.2026 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

about to fondue it again

15.02.2026 00:33 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😎👍🙏

15.02.2026 00:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We're going to need a LOT of butter.

15.02.2026 00:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Pictured is a twelve-year-old mixed husky sleeping on a brown leather couch.

Pictured is a twelve-year-old mixed husky sleeping on a brown leather couch.

Sleeping Beauty (2026)

27.01.2026 18:53 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

Delicious.
Pack some grapes. Black. No wait, green. Green.
Extra. Butter.

15.02.2026 00:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hicks is at the pub table getting beef crisp treats. He had the usual crowd of people wanting to know all about about him, and he loved it! You can see a pint of ale, and a real fire.

Hicks is at the pub table getting beef crisp treats. He had the usual crowd of people wanting to know all about about him, and he loved it! You can see a pint of ale, and a real fire.

There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished.
He charmed everyone obviously.

14.02.2026 21:05 👍 56 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0

I like the cut of his jib. Lets begin the onboarding; mainstreaming of core values; get him set up with the high value asset package. Extra butter.

14.02.2026 23:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Gasp* It was you who took the Golden Sausage from the Council chambers?!

14.02.2026 23:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Stiffens upper lip*

14.02.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, we're British. Our parents haven't even exchanged addresses.

14.02.2026 23:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Listening* 🥹

14.02.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That must be it.

14.02.2026 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?

14.02.2026 23:08 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.

14.02.2026 22:55 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap…
until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!

14.02.2026 22:46 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Bro ...

14.02.2026 22:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude ...

14.02.2026 22:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0