Baby Cheetah (Marxist)

The hero of the movie is the Royal Moroccan Armed Forces and the villain is the idea of trance music itself

I walked out of Sirat, a movie I found laughably bad, and told my viewing companions that it was a movie about the Iran War, in that the plot depended on every character making the stupidest, most illogical possible decision at every turn.

Mr. Steal Your Girl

Deconstructed snowman

Which was a wild choice. "This is what you're fighting for, boys - the recreation of social class from first principles in defiance of the 'American Dream'! The Old World is alive and well in the New!"

Paulie in Italy

every american player on the Italian national baseball team

David Ellison making a Serious Guy face I guess

When another boy has a media company

*can't

The whole thing that makes intellectual property a “property” regime, and not intellectual torts, is that you can just presume permission, you can’t just say “no harm, no foul.” The trespass on the IP owner’s property interest, absent any showing of harm, is unlawful and remediable by law.

Earlier tonight my TV failed to display 30 Rock in a way that I felt put me in Alec Baldwin’s headspace for the first time

MLB on Fox on Twitter: Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

It'll be bad!

graffiti reading ‘we’re not from the left, we’re not from the right, we’re from the bottom and we’re coming’

that’s from the left, we count those

Tracy Jordan: I saw a bald dude twerking in front of a Pac Man head on a pair of scissors. Scissors!

Lloyd Bridges with a throat tattoo and gauges: I picked the wrong week to quit doing pharmahuasca!

(He steps on a landmine, dying instantly)

I will be writing an Airplane!-style satire of Sirat

Italy players are celebrating home runs by taking a shot of espresso

Put Paddington in the Wagner Moura role and a 5/5 movie becomes a 6/5 movie

In my local government law class my professor would regularly talk about "workforce housing" as a concept he acted like we all had a shared definition of. I eventually asked him in office hours whether his lovely home was "workforce housing," a question to which he did not give an answer.

Referring to it as "employee housing" really gives the game away

Kent Brockman looking pleased with himself while anchoring the news. He is seemingly unaware of a graphic on screen showing his face with the caption "Brockman in trouble"

There are

youtu.be/xeQUxNf3G6k

It's funny that both Netflix and Paramount fought so hard to buy WB and in both cases the market responded by saying "that's a terrible idea and we think you're going under" (Netflix stock craters, Paramount's debt is downgraded on the basis of risk of failure).

the homie

At the beginning of this Scott riffs his way into inventing a confiscatory estate tax from first principles, and I think that's good and beautiful