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Human, and not an elder god Pun connoisseur Creator at will Ambassador for WIGJ World's Okayest Person She/her

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The lack of research about the morning coffee poop timeline is astonishing. It can't just be "ah, warm liquid in stomach". What coffee does is deeper than that

Literally

13.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

It's like those crime scene chalk outlines, but for a 35 year old man's balls

12.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the answer is "what did you expect, they can't do it on a normal day" but man, I am peeved af the men at gym that don't even wipe down the gym equipment after using it during a fucking heat wave

12.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I try not to do ranty threads anymore, but man, this Valve GDC graph has just rubbed me up unbelievably badly

This was presented as a good thing - "more games are finding success!" -- when actually the data has just been presented in a tricksy way to make it look like everything is fine

12.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 36

I feel a lot of games under-utilised the insult-driven sword fight mechanic from Monkey Island

12.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so funny, because by the time I reached them in the forest/that abandoned mill I Pokemon-Style KO'd them instantly because I was too over levelled

I was so mad that I couldn't have a cool fight

12.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we're really lucky, the trajectory will be miscalculated πŸ‘€

12.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All I can say is: there's a reason they called the game by the name of the assumed plot twist πŸ‘€

12.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought today was Tuesday

Anyway, I did it!

11.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm taking a little break before jumping into DotO, it is my favourite of the series and I don't want to go in burnt out

12.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Giovanni had it coming

11.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought today was Tuesday

Anyway, I did it!

11.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gentlebros, it's only out in September so we'd have to wait for NEXT birthday T^T

11.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally told Dylan that if he's looking for an anniversary gift for me, this is it

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a fluffy light colored cat lying on a bed, stretching out fully with legs pointed straight out in front and behind on a yellow bedspread with wavy yellow stripes.

Photo of a fluffy light colored cat lying on a bed, stretching out fully with legs pointed straight out in front and behind on a yellow bedspread with wavy yellow stripes.

Big stretch! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

11.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 1738 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 9508 πŸ” 4352 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 216

Me, but Stardew Valley

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s finally time! Our submissions for gamescom 2026 are officially open! ✨
We have a bunch of free and discounted showcasing options available for you πŸ‘€

Check out our website for all relevant information:
home.indiearenabooth.de/submission

βŒ› Submissions are open until April 13

11.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

Welcome to extraction shooters, where the win-loss ration and the feelings associated with it rival League of Legends

10.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No offense to the organisers, but isn't it a bit... conflict of interest-y to have Kiln in the Day of the Devs showcase for GDC?

Understandably, people will argue 'but it looks like a great game!'. Sure, but as it's a Double Fine game... it doesn't really need that much extra publicity

10.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo has always had a reputation of being petty AF

This time they're actually using their petty powers for good

Those Nintendo lawyers have been eating WELL lately, so why stop at Palworld? Why not take on the US Government?

Go Get That Bread

07.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a BarOne in the cupboard, but decided to eat it with an Eet-Sum-Mor because I wanted some πŸͺ texture πŸͺ

Realised I accidentally just DIY'd a Tempo

RIP Tempo, you are missed

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a fanart environment painting i made of melinoe from hades ii standing in the crossroads under the moonlight with her frog :D

a fanart environment painting i made of melinoe from hades ii standing in the crossroads under the moonlight with her frog :D

hades ii

06.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1627 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Your Honour, it's coming down in buckets in Cape Town IN MARCH, so I legally had to stay at home and skip gym

Unfortunately, we could not partake in the second stipulation of the law, which is SOUP

06.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Steam Machine got them SCUUURD

06.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the nod they give to Derry Girls in that last one is so sweet, holy shit

06.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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- How to get into heaven from Belfast (Irish) : School friends get a mysterious email to attend a wake, and are too nosy not stick their foot in it
Episodes: 8

Funny, a little creepy at times, but mostly it's interesting to see what these 3 women leave in their wake and what that chaos reveals

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- Death Valley (Welsh) : Detective needs to solve a murder, but accidentally involved a murder show actor and now they're a buddy cop duo
Length: 6 Episodes

Surprised to see 'Wormtail' as a charming yet cantankerous old man. This just made me fall in love with the Welsh even more.

06.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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- The Rising (Irish) : Dead girl tries to solve her own murder
Length: 8 Episodes

Came into it thinking it was one thing, saw it was another but it had convinced me to stay by that point. Neve has nice character growth.

06.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0