jin guangyao's sticks and dicks restaurant/funzone

The show itself is like, standard light fare police procedural, free spirited cop teams up with autistic archivist with a special interest in criminology, except the portrayal of neurodiversity is actually pretty good and both leads are hot French women with great chemistry

This is not representative of the tone of the show, it is simply my fevered imagination

*me alone to my empty room* something something stone top Astrid so precise about Raphaëlle lying just so, legs spread like THIS, explaining all the research she's done on lesbian sex without making eye contact, snapping on a rubber gloves while Raphaëlle watches bemused, aroused, helplessly fond---

On the one hand watching Astrid et Raphaëlle is good for my French, on the other hand I ship them so hard it physically hurts and am I really prepared to enter a fandom for a French cop show with no AO3 presence?

One of the gen-z employees let slip that the thumbs up emoji is considered passive aggressive and now everybody over the age of 40 is in crisis

Same, man

At some point in the near future I hope to not be in getting-unlawfully-evicted (anti-)fandom but that ain't fuckin yet 🙃🙃🙃

Can't decide between a vindictive, demented Scrooge McDuck and a man with the moral and political conviction of a bit of damp toilet tissue as your nation's leader? Might I recommend: dual citizenship!

Keir Starmer has issued his strongest rebuke yet of Donald Trump’s action in Iran, saying the UK did not believe in “regime change from the skies”.

get his ass

I mean the real answer is the Discworld Watch books but admitting that they're copaganda still hurts my heart

Also: Shin Hakyun's face.

Alternatively:

Gridelin
Cray
Musk
Red

Slithy tove
Borogrove (mimsy)
Mome rath
Alice

Instantly adopted into my internal dictionary please consider sharing others

Small Gods is the Discworld Book that comes closest to a philosophical novel, so it depends on whether you want to eat that up now or save it for last

Woke up this morning like, thank god it's Friday at least.

Lads, you're not going to believe this but---

Bananas.

And everything that surrounded it!!! Alysa hugging Ami Nakai (another performance of sheer joy), Amber protecting Kaori from reporters, Kaori fixing Alysa's stuffed animal for her on the podium. This is ALL I WANT from the Olympics, inject it into my VEINS

I keep watching Alysa Liu's free skate over and over. May that joy find each of us

Kim deserves far better than Harry, but he LIKES Harry, and who are we, the shipping public, to deny him---

Sold!

ENDURANCE - It's time to wipe that decadent homo-sexual grin off your face.

Fitzroy knew what he was doing. He was smiling, and he was raising the fire around them, and he was the rock that held fast, and the sun and the stars in the sky, and Cliopher was as safe in his arms as Fitzroy had ever been in his.

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Just watched that while getting dressed that was a blast

Well you're off base there, you don't look like a reject, you look like you and Siouxsie Sioux are currently on tour together

Gandalf is just so busy orchestrating the defense of Gondor in its Steward's absence, but he was so clear that this is Pippin's mess he's gotten himself into! Pippin promised service, so now he must serve as he is bid! How is Pippin meant to know what service to a great lord should look like?

Denethor could be feeding Pippin those anachronistic cherry tomatoes from his own fingers and yet we, the reading public, like starving hounds must snap and beg for scraps!! Scraps, I say!!!

If I have nothing, at least I have brand consistency 😌

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