I’m willing to leverage every connection I’ve made in my life to get the make a wish secret service kid and beetlejuice in the same room
08.03.2025 03:00
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I’m willing to leverage every connection I’ve made in my life to get the make a wish secret service kid and beetlejuice in the same room
Will smith always followed the oscar dress code and got banned but Adam Sandlers allowed to look like a fucking poor on Hollywoods biggest night and people think it’s endearing
I have nightmares where my fast food mobile order gets pickup up before I get to the restaurant
#FUCKIT Best Movie Ever!?
When people see me on my nightly walks they yell out 🗣️ Walk Tom, Walk 🗣️
One look in my mouth and my dentist already knows I’ve been eating that good candy
I seem to have mixed up the Waterpik I use to clean my mouth with the Waterpik I use to clean my ass
The lack of leftist Christmas music has me really upset rn
The real Caleb would never say something like this
What’s sup?