shiphitsthefan, commercially inviable

I don’t regret my extended social media break but I do miss all the gay people that live in my phone ❤️

big stuff happening 👀

this is my emotional support loaf of sourdough

STRAIGHT A's FOR THE SEMESTER MELONFARMERS ✌️

popping in just to say AHHHHHHHHHH

I still dk why exactly Kesha needs to be hosed down at the trailer park and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

WELP THAT'S ENOUGH NOT-TWITTER FOR ME TODAY

remember a couple months ago when a 30 something white dude centrist lawyer on here was like "they can't do that."

I'm beginning to think your average white dude centrist lawyers don't know anything

updated link: bsky.app/profile/tali...

Israel just committed *the largest child massacre in its history*, according to Haaretz. Two hundred Palestinian children murdered in a single day, with direct support from the US and UK, and zero outrage from Western media. What stage of barbarism is this...

and if you see all my social media accounts vanish at some point or I'm not around for a very long while, you'll know why

Everyone’s like “this can’t be fascism it’s too dumb” but they don’t understand that fascism is in fact almost always very dumb! Fascist dictators are cruel and stupid men. And it’s popular because many people are cruel and stupid!

*day not say, but seriously do it with the rustiest trombone you can find

to the person on AO3 who helpfully reminded me that I hadn't updated a fic in a decade while I'm trying to make sure my kid has continued access to special education and I'm gonna lose my insurance any say: please go fuck yourself

friends I'm going to be repurposing my existing gfm to start a bug out fund, I've got to get Action Kid to safer ground 😭

I feel like AK is going to school on borrowed time. I don't know how I'm going to transition back to 2020 when I *had* to be every skilled person he needed.

On that note, fuck you Chuck Schumer, resign today you useless lich

If perhaps, in the future, my brain could alert me to the fact that we've been in a multi-year depressive episode BEFORE we hit the tail end of it, that would be great. 🫠

Ship is a white person with short brown hair. They wear black glasses, a white hoodie, and a handmade blue and gray slouchy hat. Ship loves the new hat and is smiling.

Ship shows off the slouchy hat from a different angle to display the back.

A selection of ofmd and other goodies surround a handwritten note made to sound like a letter sent from a fellow pirate.

Ship now stands in front of the building all their classes are in at their community college. They wear a gray sweater, have a black n95 down but at the ready, and the blue-gray hat.

@kizzymeow.bsky.social ! Bless you for your patience while college ate me alive, college to which I have been WEARING THIS FUCKING AWESOME HAT daily. Emotional support hat 🥰 the letter cracked me up, & look at all these extra little treasures! thank you so so much for a wonderful exchange!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

no the move is fine it's just my own stupidity fucking me over again fortunately, I got optimistic too fast

things were all going too well, I really should have known

Do people still like livetweet threads of books? I have a nonfiction new release I'm wanting to read, but I still apparently need external motivation to do it.

(This is also me attempting to find a healthy way to return to social media. I miss y'all!! ❤️)

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

IT MADE IT SAFELY oh what a relief! I was certain it had enough padding but the post office worker made me nervous lol. I'm so happy you like it! 🥰

seems bad

Thank you (and also thank you ❤️❤️❤️), I managed to trip and fall into a grant program haha but I'm having a great time and they've paid for legit everything related to school