Can't believe they just give those canisters away at the bank drive thru
09.03.2026 23:12
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07.03.2026 14:18
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people don't even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
06.03.2026 01:42
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How I arrived on Bluesky
04.03.2026 14:54
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Jon "I'm gonna take an edible and speak my shit" Moxley.
#AEWCollision 🤼
01.03.2026 01:16
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Writer and director of I Saw the TV Glow? I'm in
26.02.2026 23:20
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oh good the entirety of media is owned by Ellison now.
26.02.2026 23:18
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AEW is what happens when a wrestling company actually likes its fans
26.02.2026 03:01
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Yes, but *how* do you know the Muffin Man?
26.02.2026 01:38
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Me, on Arrakis, running for my life from a giant worm:
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE HULUDS WERE SHY
21.02.2026 16:25
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ugh you did go woke
21.02.2026 16:15
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"You can tell it's a man because of the way that it is."
21.02.2026 16:01
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"I don't care if you're dead, you still need to do your job:"
Customer service workers 🤝 AEW referees
20.02.2026 21:54
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AEW doesn't keep the good stuff behind a paywall
19.02.2026 13:30
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What if there is no cow level after all?
16.02.2026 16:16
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A person with a beard, tied back hair, and tattoos, wearing a black denim jacket and a gold eagle bolo tie leans against a slatted wall in a corporate building. They look really cool and hot and have a really good fit on.
I'm losing my corporate job in two weeks, but I got this corporate photo of me that I really like out of the deal, so things are looking up.
16.02.2026 16:05
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Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job
Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me
16.02.2026 13:58
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
13.02.2026 18:06
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Finally got around to watching 2025 Worlds End, and holy shit what a series of matches. I loved Orange Cassidy and Toni Storm's energy together so much. Such a good show from beginning to end!
12.02.2026 19:37
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I only drop rare loot, which is why you won't find an ounce of common sense on me.
11.02.2026 14:31
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Why is it always "video games make you violent," and not "video games make you date a bunch of hot dads?"
10.02.2026 20:13
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I've been so excited for this game since it was announced and can't wait to start getting cats drunk and in fights.
10.02.2026 20:05
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Do not give Discord your money.
Cancel your Nitro.
Be louder and bully harder.
09.02.2026 16:10
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Me, cuing up a super bowl commercial comp: Oh boy! I can't wait to see what fun, wacky, not upsetting commercials they came up with this year!
09.02.2026 13:16
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Ring unveils new Eye of Sauron feature for finding your parked car
09.02.2026 05:28
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I wish I was a little bit moister, I wish I was an oyster, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would hoist her.
09.02.2026 02:42
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Does it matter if I haven't watched the season in order to watch the season finale of football? Is there a good recap?
09.02.2026 01:09
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When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take)
YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen
More of this vibe
07.02.2026 18:35
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I think you need to clean your water filter--your water bottles are the same color as your I assume lemon powerade
07.02.2026 18:23
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*borat voice* 6-7
07.02.2026 07:48
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