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Well intentioned dipshit | kobold | Graduate Gunna Scream Laude from I Stab U | no zoos/pedos/nazis/ai | Drawin mostly shitposts lately but occasionally I draw/repost NSFW stuff so no minors here please | He/him | 30s | kobold | Stay the FUCK outta my cave

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A statuette of the giraffe god Bougatekli; His stomach is carved from red veined alabaster, and his limbs, neck, and head are cast pewter. He sits back in a casual posture with one hand on his tummy.

Bouga taught the first people to farm, he makes soil fertile, and he ensures good harvests (so long as he receives a substantial cut.)

There is no shelf in the world high enough to hide your cookie jar from him.

A statuette of the giraffe god Bougatekli; His stomach is carved from red veined alabaster, and his limbs, neck, and head are cast pewter. He sits back in a casual posture with one hand on his tummy. Bouga taught the first people to farm, he makes soil fertile, and he ensures good harvests (so long as he receives a substantial cut.) There is no shelf in the world high enough to hide your cookie jar from him.

Giraffe Idol

24.12.2025 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 639 ๐Ÿ” 96 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Space kobold doing field studies !

12.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Floor creature Flursdays hell yeah ๐Ÿ˜Ž

12.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhhh youโ€™re right! That or the rockbiter

12.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A piece of scuffed floor tape that looks like a portrait of a crusty and lumpy creature who is looking left

A piece of scuffed floor tape that looks like a portrait of a crusty and lumpy creature who is looking left

I do it for him

Thank you crusty floor creature, your persistent smile is an inspiration ๐Ÿ™

12.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Snoopy Dopamine Machine

12.03.2026 01:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1198 ๐Ÿ” 263 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A 2 panel comic.
Panel 1: A pink kobold says "Hi, bug!" to a blue beetle on a bare tree branch.
Panel 2: The camera zooms on on the beetle. They're happy, and a ":)" emoticon in a speech bubble is next to them.

A 2 panel comic. Panel 1: A pink kobold says "Hi, bug!" to a blue beetle on a bare tree branch. Panel 2: The camera zooms on on the beetle. They're happy, and a ":)" emoticon in a speech bubble is next to them.

And here's tonight's drawing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Here's a kobold saying hi to a bug. One of the kobold missions that @slomnir.bsky.social came up with the other day! ๐Ÿ˜„

12.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Well done rest well ๐Ÿ™

12.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woah!

11.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of these answers are equally true

11.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got this Wick ๐Ÿซก

11.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why kobold?

11.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@slomnir.bsky.social this looks familiar do you think?

09.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nah I donโ€™t think so

11.03.2026 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tag yourself

10.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 487 ๐Ÿ” 119 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
A 3 panel comic.
Panel 1: A blue kobold holds a cantaloupe. They say "Oh boy! I love cantaloupe!"
Panel 2: An explosion that says "BANG" in the middle.
Panel 3: The cantaloupe is now gone, and the kobold's hands are blackened and smoking. The kobold says "Oh..." dejectedly.

A 3 panel comic. Panel 1: A blue kobold holds a cantaloupe. They say "Oh boy! I love cantaloupe!" Panel 2: An explosion that says "BANG" in the middle. Panel 3: The cantaloupe is now gone, and the kobold's hands are blackened and smoking. The kobold says "Oh..." dejectedly.

And here's tonight's drawing! ๐Ÿ˜„

It's a redo of a drawing I did a while ago where a kobold who loves cantaloupe somehow makes a cantaloupe they're holding explode. Or was it just an exploding cantaloupe? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

@koboldposting.bsky.social came up with the original idea and I still think it's funny. ๐Ÿ˜†

09.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey we donโ€™t all automatically know how to live deliciously

10.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โญ๏ธ MISSION ACCOMPLISHED โญ๏ธ

10.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good luck orcus ๐Ÿซก

10.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eat something weird, say hello to a bug, scream in the night

These are your missions should you choose to accept

10.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 91 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it pronounced Hole or Holรฉ

10.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the humble dog kobold:

10.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ask a decent chunk of my kobolds what their gender is theyโ€™ll just say โ€œim koboldโ€ and give you a big dumb smile

โ€ฆIโ€™ve settled on they/them for now and they havenโ€™t corrected it.

09.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 130 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

city dwelling kobold: hello sibling :} how are you this fine evening

rural cave kobold: i crush head with big stone

city dwelling kobold: thatโ€™s great :}

06.07.2025 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 171 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh catchy!

10.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hole Borker

New York, Book Indexes to Passenger Lists, 1906-1942

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yip

10.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top image- Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic being spun around
Bottom Image- Yuzu (black & white hooded rat) her partner in being spun

Top image- Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic being spun around Bottom Image- Yuzu (black & white hooded rat) her partner in being spun

09.03.2026 09:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 419 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

YAY! DO THE FRAUD YAY!

10.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0