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Pauly Stamets

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Pauly Stamets. Master of Poisons Astromycologist Empire defector Developed groovy powers after dying and then coming back to life thanks to the mycelial network. Living my best Pauly life.

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Latest posts by Pauly Stamets @paulystamets

Say no to shrinkage.

03.10.2025 23:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dies that mean I get to be naked?

03.10.2025 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can he meet those standards? Didn't he just nut check himself with a skateboard?

30.09.2025 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rub his feet

14.09.2025 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who wants to join me for game night?

www.facebook.com/share/r/1BG2...

11.09.2025 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is peen? And how come I don't have one?

02.09.2025 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ding dong the witch is dead ...

01.09.2025 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about having a big dick?

28.08.2025 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pauly still alive w/ Fungus' killer.

09.08.2025 01:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The firmest

03.08.2025 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need help packing the fudge?

03.08.2025 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surveying his kingdom.

25.07.2025 11:33 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Random Pauly check in.

21.07.2025 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Pauly wants

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8MA4cXD/

30.05.2025 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

// Lol. as a DnD player...i love this... My Bardbarian would so start singing if my DM did this.

30.05.2025 18:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MEEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEED

29.05.2025 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was there an old song about a detachable penis?

19.05.2025 02:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.05.2025 01:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He lost his dick.

19.05.2025 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's a sad little man who can't handle a man like me.

19.05.2025 01:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.05.2025 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fungus is an asshole.

29.04.2025 23:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

//It's always nice when I get to see RL Pauly and get a hug.

24.04.2025 02:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

//*Pauly hugs*

22.04.2025 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm good Pauly. I ate bad Pauly.

21.04.2025 21:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do it all the time to @replicatorunit.bsky.social

21.04.2025 21:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JD Vance met the pope yesterday and pope died today. Someone went straight to God to tell on this mofo.

21.04.2025 15:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pauly has been a good boy. My next goal is to be the best security officer i can be on DS9.

20.04.2025 23:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not in my anus.

20.04.2025 23:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There is no one quite like me.

17.04.2025 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0