The Best Girl Scout Cookie argument usually comes down to Thin Mints vs. Samoas.
Incorrect it’s Lemon-Ups cuz they stack the best.
Every cookie type has a different box shape. Look at this weak sauce from Tagalongs. You expect me to bulk-handle this janky, tip-overable bullshit?
09.03.2026 02:15
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tanker ships
13.03.2026 00:58
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Weather app
High: 64F
Chance rain/snow
Ohio is so cool
12.03.2026 18:51
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Image from an old 1950s magazine called "Mechanix". It's a drawing of a landscape with a river running from the bottom left with mountains next to it, fading into plains in the distance, and then snow-capped peaks in the background. Some kind of factory with smokestacks is along the river. Behind the factory is an enormous cannon shooting a massive arc of water into the sky. The water lands in a big collection dish on the other side of the nearby mountains at a facility with its own cannon which shoots the water to another facility in the distance and so on and so on. Big text in the top left reads "CALIFORNIA'S BIG SQUIRT". There is an info box in the bottom right with a paragraph:
"The parched deserts of Souther California need water to transform their barren soil into fertile farmlands and tourist Meccas such as those existing elsewhere in the state. So far the problem has remained unsolved. But Sidney Cornell, a Los Angeles construction engineer, thinks he has a solution. He wants to construct a series of geyser-like power plants one mile apart to shoot water from the mouth of one into the funnel of the next, as depicteed here by MI artist Frank Tinsley. The water would arc over hilly sections, have a flat trajectory over plains. Its velocity would approach 400 mph. These stations-400 in all- would cost about $300,000 each."
Mr. President I have a solution to our problem: The Big Squirt
12.03.2026 13:44
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1. Fuck Kobe
2. A record is meaningless if no one tries to break it.
3. Fuck Kobe
11.03.2026 16:48
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
10.03.2026 14:34
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And just like the mess at the recent US half marathon champs (and most other things) I blame the cops
09.03.2026 11:01
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.
This video is lowballing it.
09.03.2026 02:43
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OMG insane. That for sure cost him the race.
09.03.2026 10:43
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The Best Girl Scout Cookie argument usually comes down to Thin Mints vs. Samoas.
Incorrect it’s Lemon-Ups cuz they stack the best.
Every cookie type has a different box shape. Look at this weak sauce from Tagalongs. You expect me to bulk-handle this janky, tip-overable bullshit?
09.03.2026 02:15
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mew mew mew i dont wike daywight savings time, i wost a whole hour of my wifetime—oh sorry i am outside in the bright sunshine at 6:30pm for the first time in half a year and cannot hear your babyish mewling over the clinking ice in my glass of lemonade
08.03.2026 22:34
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Hell yeah dude
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Screenshot of the World Baseball Classic showing Great Britain leading the US 1-0
Look, nationalism is stupid and American is waging an unjust war on the entire earth. But its flat-out unacceptable for the United States to ever trail Great Britain at fuckin baseball.
08.03.2026 02:08
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One year we asked the neighborhood organic grocery store if we could sell out front. They said no because they wouldn’t promote “food” with high fructose corn syrup and palm oil. Absolutely fair.
07.03.2026 21:49
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Dozens of cases of Girl Scout cookies in my dining room
IT IS TIME
07.03.2026 15:19
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holy shit this thing might be sentient
06.03.2026 23:57
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Exciting news: the champ has been dethroned.
For about 18 years I was convinced that spaghetti is the worst thing to throw up. This week I learned that it’s rice and shrimp.
06.03.2026 16:34
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Holy shit it’s the maniac blogger singularity
05.03.2026 12:54
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a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e
finished embroidering my jacket :)
03.03.2026 23:27
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Kyler Murray congrats on becoming the 5th quarterback on the Browns payroll. I hope you like mayflies, sleet and losing 14 games a year.
03.03.2026 21:37
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2nd Period: 9:11-9:53
9:15 6th grade theatre
9:20 8th grade art
9:25 Holocaust Winners
9:30 extra time
uh
should we…
should we just do “extra time” twice instead
03.03.2026 19:34
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stares in recovered alcoholic
03.03.2026 03:37
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*have happily been drinking zero beers a month for many years now
03.03.2026 17:18
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lol yes in my beer drinking days I absolutely would have accepted the million dollar challenge to cut back to only 100 beers in a month.
03.03.2026 17:17
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*covering your face in soft, slow little kisses before whispering in your ear* if you load the knives blade up in the dishwasher again i’m going to slit your throat with one of them
03.03.2026 16:00
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they should send him to Double Jail for that facial hair
03.03.2026 16:25
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lol fortunately none today
01.03.2026 19:31
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“Quick, help me roll him on to his back. Pillows on both sides. It’s the safest position.”
“uh, I don’t think it is. Shouldn’t we-“
“Safest for the rest of us, he’s a fuckin menace”
01.03.2026 18:59
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Me in some of what my wife calls my suspiciously nondescript running clothes: brown quarter zip pullover, gray headband, sunglasses, neck gaiter pulled over face.
Behind me is a towering heap of red steel beams and a beautiful blue gradient sky.
Peering into some 55 gallon drums which probably don’t contain human remains but it never hurts to check.
🏃First good long run in a few months.🏃
11 miles rambling around town. Found a new-to-me unsecured demolition site to explore.
01.03.2026 18:44
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