Duty Torturer

Although now I think about it, they’d make for a a very weird MasterBlaster type combination.

I was thinking more Thunderdome style. Two critters enter, one doesn’t get dunked in the latrines.*

*This time

What I wanna know is why the spiky kink warriors are always the bad evil marauders. They might be into some weird shit and unafraid to show it but that doesn’t mean they want to go around killing dudes. They’re a tight-knit bunch. A lot of them are queer. They understand the importance of community. If the government collapses and all laws come to an end, the people rampaging around killing and looting are gonna be like, frat boys and 4chan rejects. You can mistrust the bondage raiders all you like but they’re definitely the ones you’re going to run to for help when the neoliberal blood cultists and Nazi meme demons lay siege to your survivor enclave. There’s gonna be gayboy berserkers busting up slaver gangs and burning down warboy frat houses. The assless-chaps leather daddies and weird petplay people are gonna be the accidental peacekeepers of the post-apocalyptic world just because they’re the only motherfuckers who understand the importance of consent anymore. Listen. Don’t come to me asking how to get the secret cadre of bisexual death commandoes to protect your wretched tent village if you’re scared that we might call in the kinksters for backup. I don’t give a shit if they dress up like dogs and spend all day writing poems about butt plugs. There’s assholes out there acting like Vlad the Impaler on a meth bender and you’re afraid of seeing a nipple. Fuck you. If you really want to get rid of the MRA death gangs you’re going to have to accept that a lesbian chainsaw dominatrix or two might be involved. It’s the fucking post-apocalypse my guy we gotta weigh our priorities here

I’m minded to just put them both in the cage and leave them to it.

Happy to help, if you’d just like to send me the money instead, I’ll take it (and them) from here.

I have plenty of bungs in stock. They come in useful in many ways.

Whatever you happen to have in your pockets on your arrival in the dungeons on the other hand would be, I'm sure, purely coincidental.

Nails on the other hand...

I get the feeling the Damages you receive are gong to be quite extensive.

Do you actually need that tail btw? Asking in a profession capacity.

a skull and crossbones with a yellow hat on Alt: a skull and crossbones with a yellow hat on

New series of the live action version of One Piece dropped on Wednesday.

Having to ration ourselves to one episode a night to make it last.

Every bit as good as series one.

Did the same.

Had been looking around for a couple of months in advance and holding off as everyone was saying interest rates were going to drop. Finally got fed up with it and went with the best deal on the day. Bloody glad we did. 2 days later the Shitgibbon dropped the bombs.

It is rather good, even if I do say so myself :)

Will be acquiring a couple of kilos in the next week or so for a Rhubarb Crumble sour beer.

Beer-braised beef short ribs Sticky, tender beef short ribs with a subtle oak-smoked flavour are sure to be a hit at your next barbecue. Prep them the night before in a spice marinade

No coke here. Just beer.

Tom Kerridge recipe.

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beer...

Braised sticky short ribs here.

Oh Dear.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear.

Please make your self available at the Dungeons at your earliest convenience.

You may want to make appropriate arrangements for the care of dependents/pets/houeplants etc. This may take some time.

Reply or Reply All?

The first is a faux pas but forgivable.

The second gets you a trip to the dungeons.

Context matters...

Yeah, but then we'd be getting dick pics any time he ever posted anything. You'd lose the novelty.

So just like a marriage then...

I mean, he's got a point...

It's a twofer! A Dick played by a Dick.

Military Camp Drill - Monty Python YouTube video by Henry Davies

Little known fact about a little known fact*

The Gay Davids were amalgamated into the British army following the Suez Crisis.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-2j...

Snap (almost)

Connections
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The Philosopher's Song - Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl YouTube video by AtheistArchives

Just as a handy reminder.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtgK...

Or, that bloke from Small Prohets.

The moss has had it's first cut of the year.

I guess that means it's Spring, or something?

We called the big ones Oggies when I was still down in Cornwall.

If you’re south of the Tamar anytime look out for a bakery called Barnecutts. Best pasties in Cornwall, and by extension the world.