The epitome of wealth is a heated toilet seat, caused by the previous unknown humans bare ass.
14.01.2026 15:10
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The epitome of wealth is a heated toilet seat, caused by the previous unknown humans bare ass.
Love that Mahomes dust off
Me?! Nothing. Just blasting some THIRTY ONE YEAR OLD gangsta rap.
Thank you! 💕
They’re all like this. Every. Single. One.
People who spit their gum on the sidewalk are on the same level of shitty human as the ones who leave their grocery cart in a parking spot.
NFL football is back on TV tonight. Daddy needs his medicine.
I’ve moved from booze to applesauce.
Me? Nothing. Just cleaning the microwave between all these Chiefs TD drives.
What’s with this Dollar Store score banner?
Going to hear about that catch call for years.
Barkley for MVP
Bills vs Chiefs. Classic! Let do this shit AGAIN!
Barkley should be the MVP this year.
Line starts to form at 2:30 am I’m told.
Went to 151 Coffee for the 1st time. It’s like a nightclub for coffee people.
Also, this might be my oldest, old man post to date.
He has moved and is now snow blowing the public street
Captain Leaf Blow neighbor is already on his 2nd snow blow of his driveway today
Thanks to this storm, this guy will be enjoying his 17th day off in a row tomorrow.
NCAAFB has to do something with this transfer portal. All these kids are leaving for different schools before a bowl game and abandoning their team.
Thanks to whatever bug I caught, I missed my 1st NYE midnight since I can remember.
The “Painting Manning” joke worked. “Calculating Manning” however…
Nobody else bothered that you can get chicken nuggets and fries at Taco Bell?
Mahomes ankle got that dawg in it.
Ever tried to substitute a moderately Italian family verbal holiday dinner conversation into a strict family group text only?
Chiefs overthinking costs points there
Mahomes grossly overthrowing the deep ball today.
Anyone else spend the last day in Chicago going on a self to-go pizzeria tour to bring home to your family, or nah?
Nearly a whole sleeve.
