nora

bringing this one to bluesky

the Tom Wambsgams of it all

should I become a cheesmonger as a career ?

invited all my friends to my art studio to watch sports 🙂‍↕️

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market

Real history:

neeeeed some baby blue cavs merch omfg

Eric Adams's Budget Cuts Have Set Up New York City's Parks to Burn By cutting the exact people meant to keep the city's parks free from fallen, dead trees and keep the forests healthy, the mayor has set up a tinderbox that's already igniting.

NYC is on fire because Eric Adams took a hatchet to the Parks Department budget, firing 51 forestry specialists who remove the dead trees and invasive species most likely to ignite during dry periods.

Kimchi cat and Gus cat in the bathroom

Gus cat and kimchi cat sitting next to each other on the windowsill

Kimchi cat looking menacingly at Gus cat while they both sit on top of the fridge

Gus cat sniffing kimchi cat's outstretched paw

KittiesBoy content

me, unfortunately

i just want to be adored!

immaculate sunday-in-august vibe today ✨

so is there a... Mr. Met..?

(usually i don't check but i wanted to see if my cr*sh had seen it) (ew)

it always shocks me that so many random people who i've known in the past but are essentially strangers now watch my IG story

Ok Charlotte

ok so turns out that was a not-so-micro dose 🥴

(Double slit experiment. Dude only sees 2 bands when he “looks” at the result)

experienced gender euphoria today after someone said "thank you king" to me

Oh you thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit? Oh that’s funny cuz THATS FUCKING FUNNY BITCH it’s fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Nnnyeah, nnnyeah… Fuck Fourth of July

Pete and fish doing numbers damn

man in pajamas labeled "my aunts wedding," the same man in a suit labeled "NANOGrav pulsar timing announcement"

the padam of it all

IMAX Oppenheimer tix secured for 7/21... I fucking won

Another day another … day

Cunty is a state of mind

sounds like something the gatekeeper would say 🤨

🥲

turns out the group chat was joking about seeing Oppenheimer and Barbie on the same day...