Twitter user TheEllyAbides: Yes. Vitamins A & C will absolutely cure measles. And measles isn’t even lethal.
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Twitter user TheEllyAbides: Yes. Vitamins A & C will absolutely cure measles. And measles isn’t even lethal.
He's so vain that Carly Simon wrote a song just about him.
ryan stiles
how streaming feels sometimes
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
Parody of the cover for Peter Gabriel's SO album, but featuring Chris Evans as Captain America
This remains one of my most ridiculous niche jokes and I'm very delighted I wasted so much time crafting it.
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
The troubles
I got her digits, and they are base 60! 🙃
and I had purpose
Once more to hew thy target
Picard management tip: Put your experts in a conference room, tell them the problem, then shut up and watch the magic happen.
Some people won't appreciate where your dick is taking you. They'll disregard the favor and blessing on your life. We will never see the fullness of what our dicks have if we're jealous of other people.
we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
Ride in clown car, be forced to wear clown shoes.
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
From a thread about great Douglas Adams quotes. I think about this one *a lot* these days.
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
An entire generation has been convinced online that Kobe Bryant was “found innocent,” and I cannot express how much that did not happen.
His victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors because she was getting so much harassment, and he begged her to settle.
Blockity block block block
"Pathetic" seems too weak of a description. I know that generating hate content is clearly profitable. Rage gets clicks. It's just admitting the whole game.
A job offering by Giant Freaking Robot to hire a freelance writer who hates Starfleet Academy to write hate articles about the show
Don't ever take this site or anything it publishes seriously. It is actively looking to hire people who hate Starfleet Academy to write about it.
As of 8 pm on 10.3.2026, this is live on LinkedIn.
Ask me again why I think the anti-SFA sentiment is manufactured.
#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy
Tbh the entire race to the bottom between the US, China, and Russia
An enormous ice cream sundae. Two people have set up ladders in the sundae. They are falling off the ladders because the sundae was an unsafe place to set up a ladder. The text reads: Warm weather means ladders. Set up your ladder on a firm, flat (non-ice cream) surface and make sure you have a spotter!
Set up your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Do not set up your ladder in a large ice cream sundae.
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
Happy Mario day!
