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21 Pilots. Most inaccurate band name since The Thompson Twins.

What about an alcoholic badger that defeated fascism?

Just used kitchen cleaner in the bathroom. I've never felt so alive.

They have plenty of candidates, this is about raking in the fees of registering. Grifting bastards.

Quite apart from confusing expat with immigrant, I noticed she continues to use her foreign language, rather than integrate.

No bombs raining down on the "war zone" London she fucked off from. Thoughts and prayers etc...

A shiny £1 says at least one of them is a sex offender

So he's cosplaying as an immigrant again

Like Kodak ignoring the rise of digital cameras.

Songs that don't work in French: quatre vingt dix neuf problemes.

BE BEST

#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

Showing at my local Odeon on Saturday. Not a single seat booked

Of the pop stars who have died too soon from my youth, none hit me as hard as Terry Hall.
Just listening to The Colourfield album and am sad all over again

You missed out paedo

Three shots in the back is an execution.

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What the hell is one of those?

It's a fact that any song "featuring Pitbull" was better before it featured Pitbull.

Thanks for this, sadly my MP is in the rump who haven't yet seen the light. I keep checking....

Well obviously, if he's guilty, Trump will want to pardon him.

2 child cap ends April 26, not a 2025 achievement. Despite low gas prices, energy price cap went up again on Jan 1. Bombing in Gaza continues, as does the blocking of aid and external oversight. Supporting action in Palestine remains an arrestable offence.

And so here we are, worse off every day by £m's because he insists on keeping May's idiotic red lines. In 2026 he needs to move fast, big and decisively. My suspicion is that he doesn't have it in him./end

He's sucked up to Trump and Netanyahu and made using certain words to oppose the genocide being wrought daily in Palestine and criminal act. Locking up old ladies and Little Greta is a poor look. All while using the most awful language to describe people who would seek to make their home here. /2

Warren, I like your insights, and I'm happy the idiots on the right are out of power, but this year has been nothing more than deckchair shuffling & appeasement. Energy bills are too high and getting higher. He's demonised the poorest and attacked PIPs. We still have the cruel 2 child benefit cap./1

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Bastard. 113 day streak

$9tn will be a fraction of the cost of the effects of the global warming burning that much oil will cause

I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell

When Victor Meldrew first appeared in One Foot in the Grave in 1990, Richard Wilson was 54

People who say "yourself" instead of "you". Aaaaarrgggh

Fucking typical plastic Christians. Lip service to jesus then back to their castles and palaces. Paedo apologists.

Experienced the true meaning of Christmas earlier. Tesco absolutely bloody rammed full of people hating each other. Joy to the world my arse.