Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
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Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel
Everyone else in the room when a former DOGE employee was deposed.
Floresheim hasn't been a recognizable name in shoes since 1986 and I am 99% sure it is now a house brand at JC Penney, which perfectly captures the headspace of someone who is rich, cheap, and whose worldview hasn't materially changed since the last Reagan Administration
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
Pokopia after 1 hour: haha, silly Ditto game
Pokopia after 30 hours:
Olympic curling: elaborate sweeping operation to tweak the path of the thrown rock, constant screaming, plus an earth-shaking controversy about tapping the rocks post-release to influence direction
Paralympic curling: just huckin it down there, don't see what the big deal is, works just fine
If the Brooklyn FC supporter section doesn't dress up as The Warriors it's a real missed opportunity given the field location
It's actually funnier the worse the makeup is. Dan Akroyd didn't even bother to shave his moustache to play Jimmy Carter
Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.
With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.
Our first XI of 2026 👊
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#LEXvLOU | Ford
I grow angrier at the white crest every time I see it
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
The new Gorillaz album is so good. My favorite from them since at least The Now Now. Also, this may be my favorite music video ever youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...
I feel like it should be a bigger deal that a Senator broke a veterans arm on camera last night right?
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.
Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?
Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.
Has anyone blamed it on woke yet?
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.
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PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades
so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky
This ai slop is all so pointless. It takes literally 2 seconds to find high res images of actual Rubio 2016 pins
Every time I see that Claude commercial with MF Doom playing in the background I want to burn down a data center
"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.
Before today, no F-15 had been shot down in more than 35 years — since January 19, 1991, during the Persian Gulf War.
Before today, the U.S. had never had more than one aircraft shot down by friendly fire in a single day, let alone three.
