he is in a room right now full of british people and he is talking like madonna in 2004, all pip pip my good man lets adjourn to greggs for a sausage roll
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he is in a room right now full of british people and he is talking like madonna in 2004, all pip pip my good man lets adjourn to greggs for a sausage roll
“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”
A day later and it's funny how most of the crowd that conjures up journalistic biases and pay-for-play deals with zero proof are largely quiet when a real one emerges. Huh, I wonder what the difference is!
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL FUCKING BABY SHE FLOCKED
Mandalorians: He can talk, he can talk, he can talk, he can talk.
Grogu: 🎶I can SIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG 🎶
A lot of people often wonder why elites are A) so focused on Iran being a bad regime (which it is) and B) traditionally do relatively little to Iran given their list of complaints, and then (not unreasonably) figure the complaints are fake. But Iran traditionally gets away light because of... this.
bezos bought a prestigious national investigative newspaper so he could gut it and run "consider setting a monthly budget" and "pay off your credit cards" tier financial advice columns like those blogs with adsense spots on all 4 corners of the screen
1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published
1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series
1997 - BBC remake
2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added
2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap
2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next
Two hands hold up a cat, looking straight into the camera, with a shawl wrapped over its head and a peculiar toothy grin on its face. caption" "It's dangerous to go alone. Take babushka with you."
I’d feel better if I were not certain this is exact same speech he whispers into the bathroom mirror while waiting for the Viagra to kick in, maintaining full unblinking eye contact with himself the entire time.
the photo choice here i’m crying lmao
1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health
Incredible thread, each card reveal made me feel like another one of the final pieces of duct tape holding my sanity together had been severed
The Suicide Squad (2021)
dir. James Gunn
Now is a good time to recall that the Trump hotel in Azerbaijan was built in a partnership with one of the most notorious post-Soviet Mafia leaders and Iran's Revolutionary Guard. Yeah, that Revolutionary Guard.
As they say, you can tell a lot about a man by the company he keeps.
Class Action Park. About a water/amusement park run by teenagers and lunatics.
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
Finally, frosting for men.
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors
Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors https://theonion.com/kash-patel-faces-backlash-after-partying-with-nancy-guthries-captors/
In the West Village, one out of every six small multifamily buildings has been turned into a single-family home since 2004. Citywide, more than 9,600 units have been eliminated as part of this trend.
Minnesota Vikings projected 2026 starter: Kirk Cousins
My neighbors have been through a lot so I don't want to be too mean, but if ESPN is correct, this would be the funniest thing to happen in awhile.
the harrowing tale of the permitting process for the laboratory where radioactive spiders are bred.
A Knight of the Five Boroughs
Alan Rickman voice from Galaxy Quest: Lookmaxxing influencer Choopy has taken framemogging to a new level
🎵 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a
"Xbox, like a lot of businesses that aren’t the core AI business, is being sunsetted. They don’t say that, but that’s what’s happening. I expect that the new CEO, Asha Sharma, her job is going to be as a palliative care doctor who slides Xbox gently into the night."
gamesbeat.com/what-an-xbox...
