I have an agreement with the centipedes in my house. They can have free reign over the storage portion of the basement. If they show up in my living quarters, they’re getting squished.
Lost my #1 girl this morning.
It’s really not fair that dogs don’t live as long as we do.
I adopted this sweet little schnauzer and no matter what I do, she always looks disheveled and crusty.
I definitely do not go to enough petting zoos.
Then they denied to cover the core build up because they won’t pay for underlying treatment for a denied procedure.
Seriously, fuck United Healthcare.
UHC pre-approved my dental work and has now denied my claim *twice* saying the crown replacement was unnecessary because I don’t have record that my previous crown was damaged.
There was no crown replacement. This is a brand new crown.
It would be a shame if someone [redacted] him.
A small fluffy black, white, and gray schnauzer with two different colored eyes
Please enjoy this photo of my very cute freshly bathed dog.
I do know someone denied healthcare by UHC, it’s meeeee.
I call it giving myself a little treat.
I take a little percentage off my total (bag an item I have not scanned) any time I have to use a self checkout. I deserve compensation for my work.
I can’t believe you didn’t read the entire history of the Post company before you chose to eat breakfast cereal. How dare.
My flight home was canceled due to weather (that hasn’t happened yet) so I’m having an adventure day on the Amtrak.
Not instacart, but my husband did that once. Now in order to remember, he says to himself, “the zucchini wears a hat.”
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
🤞🏼please please please please please🤞🏼
I plan to drive my 2012 Camry (106,000 miles) for another 5 years, minimum, as long no one hits it or steals it.
Wait until MAGA find out that it’s going to put 25% on the cost of a cross burning.
Adorable!
I call my dog Smudge as one of her many nicknames, excellent name.
A very cute schnauzer looking surprised while watching a scary movie.
Georgia watching Hereditary for the first time…🫣
I’d say “maybe he’ll die!” to be encouraging, but then his successor would be just as bad but also semi-intelligent so probably worse.
It’s a party, friends.
I’m sorry, did you forget about the Grey Poupon?
Careful Dave, they’ll try to silence you.
I picked a photo of the day I got a library card because I want to make sure people know I can read.
Yeah, check out these soon to be sisters.
I am adopting my sister’s foster dog and I’m very excited about it. This is Georgia.
I can’t think of a single event where it would be appropriate to wear the Fleabag jumpsuit, but I need to find that event. Because I have the Fleabag jumpsuit and I’ve never worn it.
This man just said he’ll answer the door with a shotgun or pistol and he wants me to knock at his house? Absolutely not.
I set a running trail for friends in my neighborhood using a blue chalk and one of my neighbors is having an absolute meltdown about it. This is his 3rd neighborhood post one the subject *even after* I explained it was just chalk.
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My husband put a scented trash bag in the trash drawer (because that’s a thing now) and then I picked up chihuahua poop. Now I have lavender shit scented trash.
