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@actualpengy

I care. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc. Arsefoot.

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πŸ‘Œ

11.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😎

11.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😁

11.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‰

11.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo! ❀️

11.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beaver though. Much more appropriate than a lumbering garden-digging disease-ridden ex-PM I mean badger.

11.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Shits are swift, on the other hand.

11.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me about it.

11.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're doing the floral dance. Ace!

11.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I do. I'm hot too.

I left the oven on.

11.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1897 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 12

Oh sorry. I thought you said retweet.

11.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine getting subtweeted by a hottie like John Cusack, though. Everyone who subtweets me is dumb and ugly.

11.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to vote for you. Was.

11.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

11.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His loss, imho.

11.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me old fashioned but I'm more concerned with the purchasing power of banknotes than their appearance.

11.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

11.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A quick guide to some British owls, clockwise from left:
Barn
Tawny
Little-eared
Teat

11.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"How old are you?" asks Janet.

"I am 79 but I have a reading age of 6. Thank you for your attention to this matter," replies Donald.

11.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cunts

Cunts

Β£75,000 of someone else's money. Great.

11.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a KΓ€rcher when the local car wash went over Β£10.

11.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
AI Quds Day

AI Quds Day

Does that mean I mustn't use ChatGPT that day?

11.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought you were in the Hebrides! No idea why.

10.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, that looks like pain.

10.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over X posts

Eni Aluko wins Joey Barton libel case over X posts

Fuck around find out graph

Fuck around find out graph

Wonderful news.

10.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Found a bug I've been chasing for months, lads.

Bloody firmware bastard.

10.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0