hannah 🦔✨

xoxo 🥰

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is this because i made a jag POV post yesterday :(

maura shocked

he’s giving

picked this back up tonight and this episode 3 hit list is DEVASTATING johnny you will pay #HouseOfVillains

at this point i’m just hoping for fewer questions hahaha

thanks pal! i am hoping it’s nothing but i had a rheumatology appt today about The Main Thing and i was like while im here anyway is this normal or weird and she was like hmmm. let’s find out 💀 always something!

my sentiments exactly 😭

(i think im probably fine we’re just making sure but it’s always just like ❓❓❓)

anyway i had to get an x ray of my spine which is probably unrelated to the main issue at hand but i will remind you all again the reason i go to these doctors in the first place started out as nosebleeds 😭

not exactly an update but not exactly “not bizarre” today either folks

happy birthday!! 🎉

well i mean i’ve always thought of her as the first lady of bluesky… bsky.app/profile/hann...

i can’t believe i madisoned madison 😭

and now yours is MY favorite post 🥰🥰🥰

at bradley’s papas orchard wall comp wednesday is a bank holiday!!

a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes . Alt: a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .

am i watching this show? well not exactly. but am i liking all of simis posts about it?

i once wrote that marcello hernandez was the president of papas orchard but i think josh has a good case for VP tbh

one day i’ll tag this show correctly

like i might not speak spanish but at least i do speak whatever language this is 😭😭😭

love that for him AND you 🥰

how do i tell my friends i had to make a telemundo account so that a man i didn’t love when he won a TV show 9 years ago wouldn’t be kicked off the spanish version of that show even tho i dont speak spanish bc in between them he was on a christmas spinoff where he came to me in papas orchard #LCDF6

🥳🥳🥳

jag POV picture

Jag has won the power of the next CEO of BlueSky!

aww great news! hope recovery goes smoothly ❤️‍🩹

apparently hahaha

hahaha wheeee 🫨

this would be like if someone came into my house and moved all my furniture an inch to the left

girl mine just came early how did you know

which to be clear was said right before the screenshot which is why i was confused 😭 we worked it out tho 🫡