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MisterJenks

@misterjenks

Here and there. Everton make me smile and make me cry. TBI survivor. Realist

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"absolute embarrassment".

I didn't know he was so self aware...

04.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree mate. Until JB was back next to him, he's been an accident waiting to happen.

JB has calmed his anxiety and he now looks like the captain we need

03.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White socks too. The wool deserved it

12.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well done Branthwaite. Looked very rusty in the early stages, which is understandable, but great pressing to get us that penalty ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’™

10.02.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking forward to our away trips to Kazakhstan & Azerbaijan in the Conference League #UTFT

07.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tarkowski is dreadful.

Accident waiting to happen and always doing his best to try and make it happen

07.02.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Luca Netz is the German cousin of one of this countries legendary strikers.

Originally starting as a goalie, he now plays left back for Notts Forest

06.02.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sorry to hear that Mike.

Look after yourself and the family ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

26.01.2026 09:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He thinks he can say that as he was used to Kenwright being our owner. The Friedkins won't tolerate that attitude

30.11.2025 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be great.

The way he's played recently has been brilliant and I think if he gets one, he'll go on a goalscoring run ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’™

29.11.2025 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today, Barry breaks his duck

#UTFT ๐Ÿ’™

29.11.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks mate ๐Ÿ‘

29.11.2025 14:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Everton, they find a way to annoy me in one way or another, so I definitely believe it ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.11.2025 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers mate. I'll have a look later as I'm not far from there ๐Ÿ‘

29.11.2025 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My first of the day in The Eberle Pub.

Where abouts in the South Stand Upper can I get Guinness? Haven't seen it anywhere

29.11.2025 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hate Lee Dixon has for Pickford is pathetic.

It's embarrassing

13.11.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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23.10.2025 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to see John Aldridge doing a double-shift over the weekend at Stockley Park.

#gamesgone

28.09.2025 16:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday mate. Hope you feel better soon.

We've all had the dreaded lurgy in ours, but a few ๐Ÿป and 3 points tomorrow will be the best medicine ๐Ÿ‘

12.09.2025 07:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proving that being both a football, and a wine connoisseur is not mutually exclusive.

LC is one of my role models.

05.09.2025 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.08.2025 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Careless challenge". Absolutely corrupt this league.

30.08.2025 12:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No problem. Glad it's all sorted for you ๐Ÿ‘

26.08.2025 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries mate ๐Ÿ‘

26.08.2025 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just went to my initial season ticket download email from Everton, clicked download, and it updated the next game to Mansfield in my Google Wallet ๐Ÿ‘

26.08.2025 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everton won our 1st game at Anfield, drew our first game at Goodison... we know what's coming next.

Enjoy your weekend blues

21.08.2025 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.08.2025 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awful first half. Better team second-half and a drab 0-0 it should have been.

Awful decision by VAR not to ask him to check that penalty. Never a deliberate handball.

We will sign 4-5 players before end of window, so we need to keep the faith #utft

18.08.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy Wych. Sounds like a good plan.

I would say that you're Simply the Best for doing that, but I won't lower myself to such obvious jokes...๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

14.08.2025 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers Blues ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’™

09.08.2025 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0