The Real Jim Shady

Great film!

I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out

Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦

It’s goodnight from us 😴

Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄

Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter.

Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma).

Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁

God jul Marit! Hope Father Christmas brought you some nice presents 🎅🏼🎄

I’m the best chef on this app

Happy Christmas Marit!

Of course the baby had to get closer…

They are mate. I’m lucky really

“Push me away from the bath, pull the treats out of the cupboard” 😂

Last bath of the year done;
And oh! They did rejoice.

A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days.

Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack

🥰 appreciate you

I’ve already done the face reveal on Twitter Marit! Everyone deserves to see this angel 😎

This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶

Amorim instructing Martinez who to pass to...

#Amad #MUFC

🫶😭

I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me

(FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)

Daddy responsibilities.

Tonight’s job: be cushion.

Had to clarify before some weirdo starts saying I shagged microwaves 🙄😂

This week’s #roast #foodporn

For clarify: I meant using the microwave in its intended format, pushing buttons with a lil bleep bleep, and heating food.

I wasn’t Kevin Lyttle turning the microwave on

Babies are funny and weird. I remember my little sisters would scream laughing at me turning the microwave on

a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .

Hehehehe

How much to reveal his ginger hair? 👀

Your weekly #FoodPorn #Roast

Morning

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