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Brendan Jordan

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Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

10.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 602 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10
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The Dow β€” The Dow right now . . . It’s well under 50 Thou!

03.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh

24.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2138 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 25

No surprise: Every single thing this administration touches turns to complete shit. That much is obvious by now. People who still support them clearly have a weird thing for absolute shit.

24.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. He’s a fucking dork.

23.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Emergency Alert 

NYCEM: Mayor Mamdani has issued a State of Emergency for New York City; a TRAVEL BAN is in effect BEGINNING AT 9PM due to dangerous blizzard conditions. All NON-ESSENTIAL VEHICLES are RESTRICTED from NYC roads until 12PM on 2/23. Vehicles are only permitted for essential & emergency travel. More info: https://on.nyc.gov/
4qQLKZU or call 311

Emergency Alert NYCEM: Mayor Mamdani has issued a State of Emergency for New York City; a TRAVEL BAN is in effect BEGINNING AT 9PM due to dangerous blizzard conditions. All NON-ESSENTIAL VEHICLES are RESTRICTED from NYC roads until 12PM on 2/23. Vehicles are only permitted for essential & emergency travel. More info: https://on.nyc.gov/ 4qQLKZU or call 311

Bitch I almost had a heart attack 😭😭

23.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t like it when the Orange Menace-led Federal Government takes over my phone, but I also don’t like it when my local mayor does it either.
We get it, it’s snowing. Stop setting off blaring alarms in my apartment, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I think that’s a fairly reasonable ask.

23.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

18.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 4505 πŸ” 499 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 146

No, no, no, it was post grunge, if grunge enters into it at all! It was β€œAlternative!” This was the MID-90s, sir, the MID-90s!

10.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Niece just said she was glad not to have seen the Baby Rock show and I just

What an epic unintentional burn to Kid Rock

09.02.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Holy Father Leo XIV cordially imparts the requested Apostolic
Blessing to Brendan Jordan and
Laura Pittenger on the occasion
of the Sacrament of Matrimony that their love consecrated at the altar will be blessed each Day with Divine graces . . .

The Holy Father Leo XIV cordially imparts the requested Apostolic Blessing to Brendan Jordan and Laura Pittenger on the occasion of the Sacrament of Matrimony that their love consecrated at the altar will be blessed each Day with Divine graces . . .

Every few years some right wing fraud predictably implodes & everyone is β€œshocked!”

Also, having a marriage β€œblessed by the pope” is no mark of trad bone fides β€” you just need to be married in the Catholic Church & apply for an Apostolic Blessing from the Vatican.

Ours is framed and everything!

05.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey man, I knew it would be a trade off β€” Plus, you know, I was me the whole time too. That could not have en easy.

05.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This, while admittedly very cool, was not easy to live with.

05.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.

04.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 19702 πŸ” 4216 πŸ’¬ 432 πŸ“Œ 179

Michael! Jeez!

31.01.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for Anonymous to save us.

26.01.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fear of commitment, unless that commitment is to the bit!

31.12.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Andy, calm down β€” your blood pressure!

29.12.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.12.2025 12:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

02.12.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 36601 πŸ” 11324 πŸ’¬ 847 πŸ“Œ 471

There’s a joke about Chomsky & syntax somewhere in these emails β€” we just have to put all those words in the right order.

14.11.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

13.11.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is unbearably funny

12.11.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 1083 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 3

Yes, and you helped MAGA along in undermining the Dems by either orchestrating the 8 weak sisters who β€œbroke ranks,” or by being too weak, ineffectual, and out of touch to stop them. Resign.

11.11.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re not idiots, @schumer.senate.gov β€” You either setup the entire thing, down to which 8 β€œbroke ranks,” or you’re an ineffectual leader.
Either way, you’re done: Resign. Retire. Leave public life. Do it now.
As your constituent for ~30 years, I’ll gladly vote for any Democrat who primaries you.

11.11.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

05.11.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 31486 πŸ” 15011 πŸ’¬ 1054 πŸ“Œ 1003
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Evanston mayor @danielbiss.bsky.social is launching investigations into reports of immigration agents brutalizing community members.

β€œThey appear to have just started beating people up for no reason.”

06.11.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 873 πŸ” 366 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 15
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Exactly. Musk and the DJT cabal are all heartless and cretinous murdering wannabees already, if not actually.

31.10.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cuomo can say KoΕ›ciuszko but not Mamdani?

23.10.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 4279 πŸ” 606 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 30