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Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 908 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

give liz an aircraft carrier

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh!

10.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this looks like the starting track map in a gran turismo game when you only have a stock miata

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Brakes by Byron
The Mobile Mechanic

sign with cool word art

Brakes by Byron The Mobile Mechanic sign with cool word art

Honestly I am completely ready to trust Byron based on the word art graphic design

10.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The UPDOG Securities Head says everything is chill

09.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 11130 πŸ” 2483 πŸ’¬ 303 πŸ“Œ 120

are they still..... working on it?

09.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

doesn't this movie come out in like 3 weeks

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would not at all surprise me if people in the white house are showing big don AI videos of ships going through Hormuz while iranians on the shore cry or something

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the american military-industrial complex the second that β€œ$120 a barrel” flashed on the screen last night.

09.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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me as hell

09.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere...
you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy:
puting thimbles of honey around helps.
Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea.
Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up.
Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed..

(if you read this fairies like you)

Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere... you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy: puting thimbles of honey around helps. Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea. Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up. Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed.. (if you read this fairies like you)

16.09.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 589 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

there's bugs out there

09.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If the Strait isn’t opened in the next three weeks the entire economy of the western world collapses so here is my proposal a single 800 mile long canal between the Persian Gulf and the Red Sea through the Arabian desert constructed at a rate of roughly 38 miles per day or a mile and a half an hour

09.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."

09.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1343 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

i was right behind you the whole time

09.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

can we at least get another Station To Station out of it

09.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

Chinese international student in my class was telling me about how his evangelical dad in Beijing believes that Trump was chosen by god to win the election, but that this victory is part of a larger divine plan to destroy the united states

keep coming back to this one

09.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah it is

08.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ooooh donut block

08.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bringing about regime change in Iran by starting nepo baby discourse

08.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😬😬😬😬

08.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have to assume from the context they’re mad at $3.55 unleaded

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People posting gas price photos like β€œwhat the hell!!!” and it’s $1.50 cheaper than i’ve seen in California in a decade

08.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

oh did it? the one angle it looked like it just fell off lol

08.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching F1 and let’s see, all the drivers hate the cars, one of the teams have cars that their drivers are too scared to drive for an entire race for fear of nerve damage in their limbs and also cadillac is there for some reason and their cars are literally falling apart. this is great

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loons out here posting feet on main

08.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7432 πŸ” 2099 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 111