Deana she/her

If this is The Minneapolis Spring then I can’t wait for a national Southside-Style Mayday

I remember when MN was flyover country; that would be nice to have again.

Thankfully no activity on our corner tonight.

Tomorrow I get to sit on my doorbell cam and watch the laundromat across the street.

No, it’s not a Ring. Fuck that

That I have to sit in my car during restaurant close time and watch so people can go home safely, is bullshit.

The helicopters can fuck themselves

I cannot begin to describe my love for pink drink.

Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts.

It’s finally cold enough for me to bungee cord the turkey briner shut and let that bitch sit outside.

Also I just got married; can you tell me

I don’t need one because I never changed my name after the divorce, so I have the BC and 2 MC. This man holds up my BC and says “here we have a baby, then the baby changed her name, now the baby is changing her name again, but baby is missing a piece.”

But I guess making people walk around with every copy of every marriage certificate and every divorce decree ever, is fair treatment. Or something

Real ID requirements are a huge pain in the ass for women.

Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is?

New Ken Burns joint is probably a necessary watch right now. Throw a couple bucks at PBS while you’re at it.

Yes, there are families in Vegas but they aren’t dragging their kids around the Golden Nugget on a Friday night in a Packers t-shirt. Be so for real.

People bring their children to Las Vegas?

Not all places are for kids.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, had DJT blowing Bubba on the 2025 bingo card.

Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again.

Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight.

There’s a woman on TikTok currently doing a series where she calls churches and explains that she ran out of formula and her baby is hungry.

Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque.

The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church

Decorated my house on a busy-ass street and have only had two kids, I’m so sad

Some fucking bitch just plowed into me at the State and couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge I exist.

Stay in the fucking burbs

Had the pleasure of sitting in front of Frey campaign worker at the Elvis Costello show last week, the way they talked shit about the candidates and non-supporters was… Something

Anyways, don’t rank Frey

This was MY experience at CVS

Has anyone checked the price of a Covid vaccine without insurance?

It’s $275

I’ll leave that right there

They apply a coupon to get it down to $256

*nods*
Yep

Ope, Kim Bartmann did something kind of scummy?

Water is wet y’all

Why are local musicians who have tended bar and who might be elected officials on the DFL ticket still cool with performing at a venue who union busted and fucked over a lot of amazing service industry folks in the process?

Trent Reznor can still get it.

JFC. Why can’t people figure out flash on phone cameras in 2025?

Selling the Outback on Friday and we’ll be a two EV household

It’s getting to be a weird humidity where the boxwoods REALLY start to smell like cat piss.

Today’s adventure in shared gender bathroom antics involved a toilet seat left up, unflushed (we’re at a brewery in OR), and TWO grown-ass men not washing their hands.

Y’all are disgusting.