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@splashman

I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.

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Please give if you can. If you can't, please share the shit out of this.

21.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surprised that the spoilt child orange manbaby hasn’t bombed Iran to smithereens in a blocked tariffs hissy fit to be honest.

Let’s hope it stays that way.

21.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Investigators looking for evidence, may I suggest the trugs, on the roof, where there need not be trugs…

20.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Can NATO help locally to Ukraine? Is Trump drawing NATO to Greenland to leave east Europe light, to help Putin?

17.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning. Back to work today?

I'm abusing my coffee cup by having a Pukka in it, this is the third brew from one bag, 2026 will be careful/frugal as I hurtle towards old.

05.01.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year BSers Xx

01.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@simonpegg.bsky.social taking the piss, all over the world.

23.12.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So sorry to hear your news Mary, Michael was treasured by so many people. Such a lot of friendships came to be because of the wonder of Wombat. Sending you all the love ❀️

22.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

03.12.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social good morning James, scouting isn't for everybody but have a read of this. It's pertinent this morning and amusing.

26.11.2025 10:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to Roxy Music in the 70s and 80s felt quite a cool place to be at.

All these years later, here I am looking at slippers in an M&S outlet, with Bryan crooning out Dance Away in the background. Seems I'm still cool, right?

11.10.2025 09:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like Andy Burnham, but to see him described as 'like Japanese knotweed' made me chuckle.

And that's how social media should be, chuckles, opinions and agreeable disagreements. Not silos of them and us, black or white, spittle and bile.

MaSMGA (Make Social Media Great Again).

25.09.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Waited till the crowds died down πŸ˜€ … a bit shaky.

08.09.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't really do Reality TV, but got into #DestinationXuk

Very pleased with the result 😊

28.08.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Allow me to contextualise the immediate outcome of #Alaska2025

16.08.2025 08:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean clearly the suggestion of my image is that the bus is carrying your award. There can be no other meaning.

16.08.2025 08:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You would have been on tender hooks waiting for those replies...

16.08.2025 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never been to palm tree flamingo Preston when it's been warm. Always packaged cardi.

Have a pleasant day.

29.07.2025 08:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Danny Baker, smarter than I thought.

25.07.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Facebook sees my data, yet tailors this ad for me...

23.07.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can anyone see the news reporter, think she's blended in.

22.07.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From Zuckbook πŸ˜‚

01.07.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Perfect.

#GTF

01.07.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Head, shoulders, knees , Nettos #BargainRhymes

03.06.2025 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Because he'll be Pope?

04.05.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Afternoon delight....

07.04.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's a relief, can't afford to feed another dishwasher...

25.03.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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*pops hair in man-bun, prepares lunch*

24.03.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Lid off the greek yogurt? Nope not seen it"

18.03.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Crack teams' in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting The health secretary says the government is

πŸ‘€ 'Crack teams'..... in high joblessness areas cutting NHS waiting lists - Wes Streeting - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

16.03.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0